Ehmmmmm? Oh, the picture. A friend from ICQ. LOL. I did tell you that I have scanned some pictures for some people right? S'funny, a lot of people want their pics up, but don't have a scanner and they are willing to mail a complete stranger their pic just to save $5 from their local Staples or copy house. Go figure. LOL

As for you Jerome, ok, that's it. Pulls out the Long Bow of Opposition and loads another arrow of Dispel Evil. heh heh heh

Pulls out sword of "smiting guys who steal girls off others" oh yeah? C'mon then!!!

I'm not falling for THAT trick again, lol!
Look! [removes body armour]
Kelvar vest!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Please go here before this thread splodes.
Where are you all Part II?
We'll have to continue it outside Jerome.

Coming up for air... that's about right.
Newbie, I've known her for nine years. We were friends for four. She's been dropping in frequently ever since I first rented this place out, and she only started invading drawers and bathroom cabinets a few months ago. So now we're engaged. Everything's going fine so far, except she's suddenly turned superfreak on me for some reason. I had to bar the door to get this message in.
Intelligence, charm, wit and wisdom? Pull the other one, Cloudbringer, it's got bells on. No, not that one, I said 'bells'... never mind. See you tomorrow, with any luck. Far too busy today. (looks nervously at said door)

Armie: LOL! Oh, bells, er sorry, I misheard! hehehe

As for the door, well, you can put a deadbolt on the door, but I doubt it will help. She's just suddenly realized she has you for keeps and is probably on overdrive because she won't feel secure until the wedding's over and you both sign the license. Natural reaction. You're sweating, she's on adrenaline high...three months, Armie, just 3 months, hang in there!

Oh, and I meant what I wrote, so there pfffft!


Cloudbringer

Armie, I'm sure that you can harness all that adrenaline both of you have pulsing through your body in *cough* productive ways?

Oh, by the way, hi Cloudblooper

Memnoch: Cloudblooper???!!! Ten demerits for that one, fiend! humph!
And if you were doing the voyeur thing earlier in the thread (and I know your were..hehehe) you'd have seen poor Armie complaining about that tired steak....ooohhhheeee, I'm sooooo good! LOL! ssssssizzzle....


CloudKILL (hehehe)

Armisael, you have just discovered the hidden truth about women, they are all dopplegangers. Sweetness and light right until the point they move in. Then an evil trasnsformation takes place and they revert to their true form. Soon they want you to decorate, do gardening and spend less time on your computer. Worst, sex becomes a special treat for good behaviour, instead of a spontaneous show of love. Maybe thats why I am always horny...

Stealth! No,no, no! You are supposed to HELP him! (giggle) Naughty, naughty, filling his head with all that doppelganger stuff! And shouldn't you be out tending the flowers or fixing the roof?! HAHAHA!!!!!
Armie: Don't listen! It's not true, er well, not all of it...and I'm keeping mum on the details. hehehe

GentleRains

LadyWendy, you are a woman after my own heart. I stand here in awe before the true mistress of the board. I am humbled before you. You put me to shame. To shame. Your imagination is grand indeed. I'll have to find my way back to the Jerome thread and kick him out of it. LOL

The amount of abuse i get here is unbeliveable!!!

Hey Jerome. What's happening. LOL. Hey, Ladyzekke is mine man, you waited too lait.

Get away from my lady ya big brute!

C'mon miss Lady maam! You love me right ?

someone picking on my little buddy/boss..don't get me going,it ain't going to be pretty...

Tobbin your picture of the well you know is awesome..could you explain the relationship,please

HaHa! Stealth!! Very funny! "special treat"!! "Come here boy (whistle!). Ok, now I'll give you a yummy if you clean the gutters! Go on! That's my boy!!"

Tobbin - Thanks! I try! And I do actually have a cat so it didn't take me long to jump on that one!

Ladyzekke looks out her chamber windows and spots the duel of Tobbin and Jerome outside. "Light, this is great! They are actually fighting over me and not my sister for a change! Fight, fight! A paladin and a knight! Wait. I shouldn't be doing this, it is not right, I have to stop them before somebody get's hurt. What would Cloudbringer do? She is much better at this sort of thing than I. I think I'll go ask her." Ladyzekke rushes down the hallway and up the winding tower stairs and bursts into Cloudbringer's room. As she enters, her feet stop abruptly, her hand still on the doorlatch. Before her is CB and BK in quite a compromising position. CB and BK both turn their heads towards Ladyzekke, eyes wide as saucers and lips puckered. Ladyzekke gasps and covers her eyes and hurtles herself out of the room slamming the door behind her turning many many shades of red. "Oh God's teeth my eyes are burning!" She staggers down the hallway wondering what to do when she hears deafening screetching coming from Lord of Alcohol's wing. "Looks like LofA is here blasting away Ozzie again. Mmm. Maybe he can give me some insight as to what I should do."

LadyWendy! Only one way to break up the fight! Throw beer and Ozzy cd's into the middle of the fight! Turnip Beer Ice might speed up the process although its usually to be avoided as it causes hangovers. Thats where the Ozzy cd's come in. Great hang-over medicine of course.

LOL! Well, LadySisterWendy...(pulls purple robe on) Uh, I would just fry Jerome and that would stop the fight while they had lunch...but since your skills are er, well challenged in that area...er maybe you could cast that 'pickled' spell on them? Or go down and take bets on the winner...hehehe Oops, er I didn't say that...must have been that other me...yah the er mirror image! Gee, uh, I'd love to chat and really do love a good Evil smiting fight...but uh, there's this gorgeous, rather uh, lusty...er nevermind that...knight in my room and er, (hears beloved bellowing her name) he's not very patiently waiting my return.....snicker....Do let me know which one of the combatants gets your hand (or any other part..hehehe) and which one cleans the moat for the week? I do need to get that raspberry and lavender oil out of the water...the crocodiles are complaining.


CloudCompromised

LoA: YOU did WHAT with my sister? Fights? Ack! Uh, did you win anything? I'm taking a percentage...she has to replace some furniture of mine!


Cloudbringer

Thanks for the, err, advice Lord of Alcohol. One problem though. You seem to have drank all the Turnip Ice in the entire castle! And now it is getting ready to snow! LofA, go! Run like the wind to the market before every alcoholic beverage is bought up in the frenzy! Last time it snowed even the Old Yeller sold out, and who knows what's really in that stuff! So put your boots back on and hurry!

Cloudbringer, Chiparoo and I are ready to continue cleaning up the mess in your chambers, if only you would leave them!!! Sheesh, don't you and BK want some fresh air? (psst - by the way, how did that bow work? Did you snag the elusive Kevin Sorbo? Probably not, he's an elusive one!

ladyWendy: ROTFL! 'who knows what's really in that stuff..." hahahaha

Yes, mr Sorbo is indeed elusive...I missed, but hey, who need him, I've got BK! Uh, fresh air? Geez, guess you weren't looking up when we were on the balcony last night...hehehe (good thing too, I'd hate to explain that to my sister! snicker)

So have you straightened out the little tiff between Tobbin and Jerome yet?

Cloudykins (sniffle, my sig is messed up!)