Don't worry, AzureWolf. I won't do that to you...
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and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil

You will have a hard time trying to get Kors to drink. One thing is his Magical 2-handed double bladed battleaxe +5. The second thing is his permanent lightning reflexs and speed. He can chop you down to size in the blink of an eye

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Point taken (get it?) BladeMaster. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif I will try to control myself in the future. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/FRblush.gif I would never seriously consider catapulting Kors (flinging perhaps). http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...l_laughter.gif Oops!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/FRblush.gif There goes that darn control issue again. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Looks like our post is dying...well..i soupouse i shall catupult it back up too the top

*puts subject in catapult*
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Hey,,,,technialy Kors was in the subject...and i catapulted the subject...HAHAHAHAH!!A CATUPULTED KORS!!

HAHAHA

Grand-Ranger,

LLLLLLTR (Laughed Loud, Laughed Long, Laughed Like Thunder Rolling) http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif


But was he doused in alcohol? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/ponder.gif

Anyone have a flaming arrow?

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Looks like some people just got chopped up if that was Kors you were talking about

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Phew..Luckily I was gone from the thread when Kor chopped everyone into little pieces *brushes a leg off of his desk* Anyone seen those resurrection scrolls?

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hmmmm i think we have one under here somewhere but we will have to clean up this bloody mess first if we want to find one. That Kors is a damn liability to the dwarven throwing guild! We gotta keep an eye out for that little bugger in the futurehttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

well yes Blade is was Kors i was tlaking about..see i said Kors was in the subject..and i catapulted the subject..thus i catapulted kors

When seeing as it was Kors that you launched from the catapult. You got chopped to tiny pieces. As for the flames they did not afect him due to his ring of fire resistance

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I got choped to tiny peices??

You can go ahead and try to explain that one,but i dotn think ti will make too much sence

I said if anyone launched Kors out of a catapult they would get chopped upped

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well how..If he got launched into the air how could he have choped me up?

When he came back from where he landed

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er...i think he would have been a bit hurt if he got launched into the air and landed...and i dont think he would landed at the spot he got launched at

He landed on something nice and soft. Plus if he was hurt he would be able to block out the pain because he would be a very pissed off dwarf and you do not want to see what a very pissed off dwarf can do to a person

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well thats the hole point we started this topic...to see hgow much damage a pissed off dwarf can do. And if you didnt want your dwarf to be launched..you probley hsoulnt have posted on the topic

Well you guys wanted to find out how pissed off dwarves get and you found out didn't you. And now you get alittle pissed off becaused I added something interesting to the thread next time I just won't add anything. As long as you use Dark Dwarves, Kors will be along side helping you

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Fair enough. From now on let's only use Dark Dwarves. If Kors doesn't object, can we assume, for the sake of this thread, that all references to Dwarves are to Dark Dwarves and noble (albeit a little mischievous - the turnip juice label incident) Dwarves, like Kors, will be excluded from this general reference? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

but it will take more time up to fine dark dwarfs,going so far into the moutains and what not..

(sigh)

Fine,Fine,if thast the way it HAS to be

Kors has no problem hunting those dirty evil buggers down

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OK - I'm launching this back up to page 1. It's too good to let die.

Ok here we go. Kors has rounded up 20 Dark Dwarves to be used as ammo for the catapult. So let he know were to put them will you get ready to launch them

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Oh goodie goodie. *rubs his hands together gleefully*
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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Best to get them to form an orderly queue, makes launching a more efficient process, and in the catapulting trade, we thrive on efficiency http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Holy Avenger of the OHF and part time Pinguindiebjäger

All right you scum buckets get in a straight line NOW!!!!! You have plagued us long enough you smelly Dark Dwarves

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Moving this to page 1

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RudeDawg is still scribbling notes, and muttering to himself...

"Hey, Kors? What's the average weight of those Dark Dwarves? and do they burn long?"

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They average about 250 (they are fat little buggers) due to all of the dirt and soot they can burn for areally long time.

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Supply? Did I hear somebody say we have a fresh supply of ammo?

I don't claim to be a Dark Dwarf pundit but I have had a different experience, with Dark Dwarves, than Kors has. My experience is that they just won't stay lit. Thats not to say they won't burn but just not like a.........err.......that is.......other species. Something about their diet causes their pores to secret a slightly sticky fluid that just does not burn well.

However, I did stumble across an attribute that may be exceedingly beneficial to this exercise. You see, a flour in water mixture applied to their skin causes them to have an adhesion factor that even NASA can't replicate. Please don't ask me how I discovered this, it's a time consuming story and frankly a little embarrassing.

Thus I present to you....Sticky Dwarf Flinging (Kors I'm only talking about Dark Dwarves):

To begin with, the Dark Dwarves must have their shirts removed, with the floor and water solution applied concentrically around their navel to a diameter of 6" (nobody said war was pretty boys and ladies). This is for the following reasons:

1) If the Dwarves are entirely covered they will not leave the catapult when fired with the end product being four exceedingly angry, incapacitated, Dark Dwarves stuck in the bucket of the catapult. Woe to the poor sot who has to pry them out (we can't waste ammo you know) .

2) This minimal covering with solution minimzed the chance that they'll adhere to one another mid-flight. However, if they do this make sure you fire a burning arrow at them because once stuck together they just hack each other to bits in mid-air. Its better to have semi-burning chunks falling on the enemy rather than just chunks.

3) This minimal covering with solution also maximizes the Dark Dwarfs effectiveness once adhered to the enemy. With only the area aroung the belly button stuck, the Dark Dwarf can get 75% of a full swing in (with both hands equiped), not to mention kicking. A particulally feisty one can get six attacks in, with its four appendages, in a round, making it a truly damaging weapon.


The real trick to the technique is making sure the little buggers strike the opponent stomach first. The only way I know of doing this is to install a board at the bottom of the catapult. When fired these Dwarves will catch their toes on the board and thus be sent on their little ways tumbling anterior over posterior (similar to a throwing axe) toward the target. This, however, is a technique that is still very much in the works. So if anyone observes needed improvements or a better way to get them to hit stomach first please share. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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HAHAHA! Onthep...you're great http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Feel free to jion in! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif


Now, if we only had the renown RudeDawg to add his expertise. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Mean while Kors goes hunting for more in the Underdark were the little buggers like to hang out

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Kors you are integral to our operation.

BTW, while you're out could you pick up some flour? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

*******MY RETURN******


(hehe this is ganna be good!!http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif )

The ranger walks up too the catapult with some filthy covered with soot Dark Dwarfs...


Hey guys!! Look in here! Look at all this Ale!!

The dwarfs run and jump in.

The Ranger cuts the rope and they go flying,and in the air all the soot and dirt flys off and there normal dwarfs!


*Evil laugh*


MWHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!

Your lucky Kors is looking for Dark Dwarves. If he gets back and finds out what happened you are the next person to be launched from the catapult.

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Right thats why I did it while he was gone

Pray to your god s that he dosn't Grand-Ranger

Well like i said before,,,if you dont wanna see dwarfs get hurt dont go to the "Dwarf Throwers" thread...Makes enough sence right??

I mean if i was part of a animal safety group I wouldnt go to a Cow Slaughter House would I?

I told you before Grand-Ranger if you don't like what I post leave. But don't piss me off

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