Cool...OK I've got a really difficult one now. My friend sent me this, I doubt anyone will get it ;)
But you have to sing it!!

"If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim and no-one slimmer
He will never need a Zimmer

Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer

Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me

Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come around for dinner"

it was at teh end of eth red dwarf A-Z. Don't know where else it was

I didn't know that, not sure If I've seen the A-Z.
Your turn then Dragonshadow,
A bonus point for anyone who can guess the eppisode I was thinking of?

Yeah he's right - it was in the A-Z as part of the 10 year anniversary. I believe the episode was the one where Lister was missing Rimmer so that would be Series 7 Blue?

You're up Dragonshadow!

Well, you learn new things everyday. Thanks for the conformation Zink.

Okay, an easy one
"marigold with blue, are you crazy?"

I think it's the Cat in Queeg.

yup, you're right.
Your go.

Ok, good one coming up.

Directly above you, about 2000 fathoms and closing.

Thanks a lot Rimmer, the state we're in now and you have to go and give
us news like that. You couldn't have lied !

I was lying. It's only 1000 fathoms

That'd Be back to reality, when the despair squid is coming to get them [img]smile.gif[/img]

(Jumping in this game a bit late but I love Red Dwarf!!!!)

Always room for more Beaumanoir, and you're correct. You're up.

*Ahem*

"Just opening the door for you, sir... There we go, the door's open, sir...... Just closing the door now, sir. The door's closing, sir, the door's nearly closing... and... it's closed...sir"

LOL - good quote :D . Definately a Kryten one. Hmm, it's a later series, the one where he loses an arm I think...which would be series 7. Epideme or Nanarchy....err, I'll plunge for Nanarchy?

Hehe good one! It was Nanarchy!! He loses his arm in Epideme but it carries through to Nanarcy (very unlike RD!! ;) )

Your turn.

Come on Zink, give us all a good quote. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Here's the next one:

<span style="color: #ffffff">"I've just been snogged by Tutankhamen's horny grandma, of course I'm not smegging alright"

That sounds familiar to me, can't put my finger on it at the moment,
after Lister has been kissed by a gelf? Emohawk?

Epideme.

[edit: Ya. I'll replace the question mark with a period. I know it's Epideme. :D ]

[ 09-07-2005, 10:59 AM: Message edited by: Sever ]

Epideme is indeed the correct answer! Sever if you'd like to take centre stage please... :D

Having a bit of trouble coming up with a good one. But this'll do until i catch up on some RD episodes:

"That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and then flicking his love spuds with a wet towel."

lol, that's from Rimmerworld, Series 6. Something about boarding that Gelf Battle Cruiser that they'd destroyed in Gunmen of the Apocalypse. This was Rimmer's way of saying that the plan didn't make much sense!

He finished the quote by saying "total insanity". Nicely sums up the situation.

You're up Zink.

Here we go :D

<span style="color: #ffffff;">"Your Father was a baboons rump, and your Mother spent most of her life up against walls with sailors."

That would be Rimmer in Kyrten. Classic.

Correct! Let's have the next one Szass...

Ok, one of THE all time classics:

"I used to be in the Samaritans."
"I know. For one morning."
"I couldn't take any more."
"I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number. He only phoned up for the cricket scores."

That'd be a conversation between Lister and Rimmer. Series 3, The Last Day. methinks. One of my favourite ever quotes.

That's correct Beaumanoir, you're up.

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

<font color="white">Well, I want to talk to you about my penis.</font>

Haha, good quote. I've got no idea what episode, but it sounds like SolidGram Rimmer talking to his doc in Better Than Life. Would i be close?

I think that's Kryten from DNA, the one where he becomes human.

Target is right [img]smile.gif[/img]

Cool,

I think I'll give an easy one, (especially after the last one :D ) But still a good one.

“Oh, what IS that fragrance? It smells divine!“
“WD-40”

That'll be Kryten and Camille in "Camille". Series 4 IIRC.

Yep that's the one.
Always makes me laugh that line!!
Your turn Zink.

<span style="color:#ffffff;">"She's disgusting! All she wants to do is get completely blitzed out of her mind and eat Vindaloos. Call me crazy but I just don't find that attractive"

[ 09-14-2005, 05:52 AM: Message edited by: Zink Whistlefly ]

Lol. It's the episode where Lister meets his female equivalent from another dimension. But i don't know the title so i guess i'm out of this one. Very funny episode though.

Correct - Parallel Universe is the name. You're up Sever!

Umm. I thought you had to guess the title in order to win? Not just the episode. Oh well. [img]smile.gif[/img]

New quote:
You think i'll believe anything you say, don't you? Well wrong buddy! Now get outta here! I gotta keep my eyes open for that asteroid shaped like a dancing moose you told me about yesterday...

[ 09-14-2005, 11:03 AM: Message edited by: Sever ]

Another series 6 classic: I think it's the Cat in Legion.