Dragonshadow come over here so I can use detect evil on you...

Dragonshadow come over here so I can use detect evil on you... </font>[/QUOTE]I assuare you, you will not find the slightest trace of evil about my person.

See it is this sort of entrapment that plagues the integration of new races into our Fareun society.

See it is this sort of entrapment that plagues the integration of new races into our Fareun society. [/QB][/QUOTE]


Dear Mr. Baggins:
How can I say this nicley?
It all started a long time ago, with the dinosaurs. A T-Rex did the worlds first fart, and they all died of poisoning: they were a race destined to become extinct.

Now X years later, the kobolds have evolved: primative, savage yippy thingys, that live only to kill. They are here to take the place of the TRex: one fart in the right place, and they will be gone. Maybe not an actual fart, but still...

They are meant to die. it is written in fates little flower power notebook:
WEDNESDAY: KILL KOBOLDS

So, whatever you do they are going to die.

thankyou.

Yrs, Dragonshadow

PS the quoting has cr*ped up. Soz

[ 05-17-2003, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: Dragonshadow ]

I will warn you about the kobold commandos fire arrows: One fart in the WRONG place, and YOU will be gone
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I will warn you about the kobold commandos fire arrows: One fart in the WRONG place, and YOU will be gone
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Insane </font>[/QUOTE]Hehe! LOL That cheered up my day, had AWFUL Latin to do bluh.
I am not letting half the poeple I know loose on the kobolds then.

I will warn you about the kobold commandos fire arrows: One fart in the WRONG place, and YOU will be gone
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Insane </font>[/QUOTE]Hehe! LOL That cheered up my day, had AWFUL Latin to do bluh.
I am not letting half the poeple I know loose on the kobolds then. </font>[/QUOTE]I have used detect evil on Dragonshadow and all that I can say is that the only thing s/he is, is that s/he is an insane golden dragon with the only evil residue coming off him/her is the kobolds s/he recently ate.

I am perfectly sane,. and not a gold dragon, thankyou very much. Did I call you a dwarf?
And yes, I did eat kobold recently, I admit.

DUDES why can't we and Kobolds hold hands and say peace. We should do the same with goblins Ogres. I am guessing why Kobolds attack you on sight is because probaly they were told by their elders that we kill their kind on sight. Lets not hate them lets love them if not love them tolerate their precence among us. If not that then just don't kill them.

We should try the expiremnt as Baggins suggested. Lets get a bunch of kobolds send them to a village where villagers have no idea what kobolds are or don't have a strong bias against them.

I forgot to add if the expirement succeeds with the kobolds we can try this method with the other races. Maybe one day all the races in Fae'run will all live in interacial harmony. Probaly there would be a mixed race of elf/kobold. So lets put down our bows, swords and arrows take off that armor and give the next kobold you see a hug.

[ 05-22-2003, 10:11 AM: Message edited by: Sythe ]

I refuse to hold hand with those creathures. And they don't have any elders, they were killed by us a long time ago. And how can they be told anyway? All they do is yip.

I am perfectly sane,. and not a gold dragon, thankyou very much. Did I call you a dwarf?
And yes, I did eat kobold recently, I admit. [/QB]</font>[/QUOTE]Well sorry for the mistakes. Anyway, one very important question to ask about the issue. Who attack who first? This could be like the chicken and the egg.

Dragonshadow they do communicate we just do not understand what they are saying. They are not mindless beings they are organized into tribes. All we all gotta do is show them some kindness after a while they will return to us that kindness.

Dragonshadow what would you do if you see say 10 kobolds with arrows all aiming at you ready to let go of their bowstrigs at any moment. Attack? Or simply walk away? They would only attack if you if you make any type of hostile movement towards them.

The reason why Kobolds attack on sight is because maybe a group of adventurers stumble upon a kobold village and killing kobolds on sight. The survivors must have got the impression these mercenaries are like Kobold Killers.

I ask before you kill that harmless loving kobold look into his eyes and pretend that you in his shoes. How would you feel if you were that kobold? Scared that you know that you are going to die or anger because these adventures killed many of your kind in the past?

Kobolds don't wear shoes!

I have to go now. I have the urge to swat some - ehhh - mosquitoes.

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Insane

You guys sure must have a lot of time on your hands to write 4 pages of this nonsense.
I think it's myabe time you got other hobbies or girlfriends or something.
Yeah BG is a great game, but when you get to the stage of going on and on (and on) about Kobolds, well guys, it's time to start to worry.
How about taking up sports or going to the gym or something?, you may even speak to real people!.

Hmm - Your post count is higher than mine ;)

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You fail to realize that people like me are so hated in the real world that I gave up tying to get a life long ago. What is the point for me? What will it achive?
And this makes perfect sence to me, I don't count it as "nonsence". I am sure that there are others who feel the same. And as for talking to real people... I hardly ever talk, and when I do, it's only sarcasm.

They do not communicate in any way that we know, so they could be plotting our downfall.

If I saw 10 kobolds etc, I would only attack if they did, which they would.

And I refuse to look at kobolds, let alone in the eyes.

Desdicado, please note, this thread has been going on for quite a bit and was started by Mr Baggins, this is a humorous thread and it's just for fun, if you are on these forums why have you asked an insulting question as well. And Slythe, the thing is I get Kobolds attacking me all the time. They come up on my detect evil and they are a pest for the good halfing folk of Gullykin. Oh yeah has Mr Baggins gone missing again?

Once upon a time there was a kobold named Ko. He was in his small small family hut waiting for his father to bring back some food from the hunt. The father kobold came back and brought in a rabbit. The father placed the rabbit on the small table and put a wand next to it. Little did the Ko know what doom the wand would bring to him and his people. The father told his son that the wand shot something red and killed the rabbit and the one that was holding it was a the wand was a human woman. The woman pointed the wand at him but obviously the charges on the wand ran out and threw it at the kobold father.

The woman walked away and the kobold father examined it and something red came out of it and hit a nearby tree. The woman turned and saw the damage the wand did to the tree and knew that there were still some charges left. The woman started casting a spell and the kobold was running like ell and grabbed the rabbit while running.

The father told his tale and was about to eat the rabbit with his son. Suddenly there was screams (Actually it sounds likes yips yips to us). The father went outside and saw the woman and some other humans killing Kobolds. The woman cast melf's Acid arrow at the kobold and Ko saw his father perish. There was havok on the tribe. The kobolds unsheathed their weapons and attacked. But in the end the resistance was futile. Ko ran away and looked back just as a adventurer killed a kobold mother holding her child.

Ko ran in the forest and went to the next trible and told them what happened. Ko was angry Ko wanted revenge for what those adventurers had done to his home.

Meanwhile the human woman wizard picked up the wand Ko's father was holding. She and her companions walked away with no remorse what they have done.

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Hmm - that was a tale of a party of VERY BAD adventures

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They let a kobold get away - twice!! :D

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BTW: Do they come up on the list with a detect evil spell?

Yes always, like goblins.

Yes always, like goblins. </font>[/QUOTE]"Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrge" - The sound from my Paladin. Finally he was given an answer from his god after times, where people were telling him to 'hug and love' those 'evil' creatures.
"I must kill these EVIL creatures to serve my god" he said with a convinced voice.

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Yes always, like goblins. </font>[/QUOTE]"Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrge" - The sound from my Paladin. Finally he was given an answer from his god after times, where people were telling him to 'hug and love' those 'evil' creatures.
"I must kill these EVIL creatures to serve my god" he said with a convinced voice.

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Insane </font>[/QUOTE]Torm told me they were an abomination and to kill them. :D

*Sob* your story touched my heart... but if he got his revenge, why are they still after us? And they are evil after all, and as I have said before in my defence, I am not evil.

Really? Well, aren't you pathetic? [img]smile.gif[/img] Not only have you chosen to post in a thread where your comments were unneccessary, but your comments themselves have no grounds to stand on. You don't know any of us, and so cannot make judgement about our lives. You assume I have no life? I'm a sponsored semi-pro sprinter, mate . I'd say I have a pretty good life. Maybe next time you see a thread which is 'nonsense', you shouldn't post in it? I'm sure it would be better for all concerned [img]smile.gif[/img]

Why are they still having their revenge Dragonshadow? Maybe this type of thing happened many times and the survivors spreading word of these people who kill their kind. And if Ko did get his revenge he might still want to countiue on. He might have the wrong impression that humans,elves dwarves etc trotting around near him or his home would attack and kill. An impresson that we are bad to the bone. Probaly when Ko becomes a father he would tell his kobold children of his horrible expierence, teaching them how evil and cruel we are. The children would believe him and believe that we are all the same.

Just like many of us believe that kobolds are all evil. Both sides have the wrong impression on each other. Kobolds attacking you makes you think they are all evil especially every kobold you come across. Kobolds are attacking you because of the tales they have been told. Even if we were told that kobolds were evil we were taught hard and long about this. The kobolds have because of all of the horrible things we have done with them!! See my point? And about the god stuff in the previous posts I know that the GODS THEMSELVES HAVE THE WRONG IMPRESSION TOO!!!

We are similar to kobolds in many ways.

[ 05-23-2003, 06:09 PM: Message edited by: Sythe ]

Blast I mispelled some things let me reword some sentances

Even if we were told that kobolds were evil they were taught hard and long about this. The kobolds have because of all of the horrible things we have done with them!! See my point? And about the god stuff on the previous posts I know that the GODS THEMSELVES HAVE THE WRONG IMPRESSION TOO!!!

Then what about that innocent rabbit, WHO was eaten by the evil kobolds. Didn't SHE deserve to live? Who knows - maybe SHE was the mother of 6 little rabbits, that froze to death in the rabbit hole, while waiting on their mother who never returned :(

I have tried to cast detect evil on several rabbits, but I never seen any evil ones. I have also tried to move close to several rabbits, but I never have been attacked by one.

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If rabbits had nukes, the world would be over in six days ;)

Yes - and they could have put away 2 rabbits (a male and a female) in a secure nuke protected hole and in 60 days the earth would be populated again - by rabbits [img]smile.gif[/img]

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Insane Bane if you read my story a little bit more carefully you would see the woman with a wand of magic missile killed the rabbit. Second Kobolds are not evil. Third the rabbits corpse would have gone to waste better been used as food than nothing at all.

And please let get back to the topic we are not talking about lawful good rabbits but about Kobolds on how they are misjudged in society.

If rabbits had nukes, the world would be over in six days ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Actually in ToB, if you have a sorcerer ( preferably ) and are of sufficient level, you can actually use bunnies and their vengefull feelings to obliterate anything in your path. It takes 2 spells .. the tactic is called.. and I'm not joking here .. the Bunny-nuke tactic.
It seems that story rings true [img]smile.gif[/img]

If rabbits had nukes, the world would be over in six days ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Actually in ToB, if you have a sorcerer ( preferably ) and are of sufficient level, you can actually use bunnies and their vengefull feelings to obliterate anything in your path. It takes 2 spells .. the tactic is called.. and I'm not joking here .. the Bunny-nuke tactic.
It seems that story rings true [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]What is it? Please tell me! Anyway I though rabbits haven't the brains to choose if they are good or evil.

Need I remind you people again we are not talking about Rabbits and their pitiful feelings!

Objection overruled!

Ko's father was out on a HUNT. Do you hunt berries and roots? No - then what do you do, when you are out to hunt? Oh yes - you are killing innocent animals. I'll bet that Ko's father had killed a lot of rabbits (I need to find proof though) before he 'stumbled over' this dead animal. How did he otherwise know that it was food?

A suspect thing is: Normally a mage would hit the target he/she intended to hit with his/her magic - or just not hit anything at all. AND a mage would know for sure if a wand was depleted or not. He/she would NOT just throw a wand still containing charges on the ground. Especially not if he/she was fighting with another creature.

Another suspect thing is: If the rabbit was killed by an acid arrow, would the kobolds that ate it not be damaged by the acid too?

My guess is that Ko's father stumbled over the mage's party while he was hunting rabbits. He then killed the mage and looted her body (she was afterwards resurrected by a priest). Ko's father hereafter killed a rabbit, and brought it back together with the loot.

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Insane you are INSANE!! The mage killed the rabbit with a magic missile spell melf's acid arrow is not red it's GREEN!! I admit that Ko's father went out to hunt but all intellgent races have to hunt and kill animals in order to live. Do you believe animals should not be killed? If we didn't have animals to eat millions of men and women will STARVE we can't survive on vegtables forever! Meat makes us grow if we didn't have any meat we would be classified as halflings!! AND how can a KOBOLD kill a mage hmm? No 1st level party can raise so much havok on Ko's village which means that mage must at least have SOME power. This has nothing to do with what we are disscusing so please lets stop talking about foolish rabbits and that riff raff and get back to the topic.

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"Another suspect thing is: If the rabbit was killed by an acid arrow, would the kobolds that ate it not be damaged by the acid too?" doesn't hold water [img]smile.gif[/img]

BUT a magic missile??? Would a mage use a magic missile from a wand to kill a rabbit????? Those precious spells, used to overkill a rabbit? We all know that a magic missile always hits its target, but a rabbit?? sounds suspicious :(

I'll say that your story doesn't hold water either!

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BTW: I am trying to do a hatchet job on your 'story' - so the rabbits have everything to do with this tread.
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Bugs Bunny for president :D :D :D

While I still find it widely implausible that a mage should use a wand to kill a simple rabbit (they cast a small fortune to recharge) the use of the Magic Missile spell itself (from memory) is not at all that strange.

The Magic Missile is unlike most other magical attacks in that it doesn't eradicate it's target in some form of violent elemental surge, but rather leaves the corpse widely undamaged. With an Acid Arrow or Burning Hands you would certainly ruin the pelt and most probably also the meat making the whole endavour quite pointless. With a Magic Missile, however both the pelt and the meat will be almost undamaged.

The same effect can only be duplicated with necromantics, that are either ineffective or very powerful and tends to provoke suspicion.

they are using the actions of some to judge all: UNFAIR

How would you like it if I saw an dwarf going mad, and said: "all dwarfs (or dwaves) are mad?"