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Firestormalpha 08-07-2008 08:31 PM

Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
Not at all, it's really quite nice.

That's what I'd like to say, unfortunately I can't see from this side of the Atlantic.

Bungleau 08-07-2008 10:38 PM

Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
I'd have to say it looks perfect ;)

Firestormalpha 08-07-2008 11:39 PM

Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
that you can see from Michigan is astounding. Sell your eyes to science when your time comes. err something like that.

Bungleau 08-08-2008 12:41 AM

Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
And you'd be amazed at what I can see in Florida... :D

Firestormalpha 08-08-2008 12:51 AM

Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
And what might that be?

johnny 08-08-2008 05:07 AM

Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
yes it does :P

Dragonshadow 08-08-2008 05:11 AM

Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
Wooo!
And FSA is right Bungleau, you have an amazing pair of eyes there.

Bungleau 08-08-2008 08:53 AM

Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
*grins*

Thank you, ladies. It's evident my mastery of the arts is well along the way.

To dissect...

In response to the question
Quote:

Now will someone please tell me honestly - Does my butt look big in this?
there are three traps:
  1. honestly - yeah, right. This is a false teaser that doesn't want honesty, but signifies that if the response appears to be less than sincere, all hell will break loose. Danger, Will Robinson!
  2. look - You want a response, regardless of whether I can easily see you (or the goods in question) in the appropriate light to make a true judgment. Time also counts against me, because you don't want to wait for me to finish the paper (or whatever) before responding. So I have to stop *whatever* I'm doing, spend the *ideal* amount of time investigating, and deliver the *right* answer. Sheesh!
  3. big - Talk about trouble! If I say yes, I'm calling you *ahem* well-padded. If I say no, and you think it looks big, you think I'm just lying for ulterior motives. If I don't answer, then you assume the worst and decide that I don't care enough to communicate honestly and openly with you
Notice that I evaded all three traps by simply and honestly stating that
Quote:

I'd have to say it looks perfect
I haven't told you whether or not I could see it, but you *assumed* that I could and did. I responded quickly, which leads towards sincerity because I wasn't trying to find the best way to deliver bad news. And I didn't say whether it looked fat or not... just that it looked perfect.

And you ladies are in awe of my eyesight... :heee:

Of course, now that I've divulged this male secret, I may be banned from the society... :( oh well... Is there room over there?

Firestormalpha 08-08-2008 09:30 AM

Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
You could move into the Question thread with UV? :D


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