If I absolutely have to take a deuce at a public toilet, i put a couple layers of toilet paper on the seat, sometimes I don't even sit down all the way.

Can't say I love them but they serve their purpose.

Yess... I use hotel toilets whenever possible. Nice elevator music... good elevator music...

there are ones in Japan, that are electric, like the doors and such. but they have a time limit, so after a few minutes, the door opens up. Surely you wouldn't want to be stuck with a longin' and be caught with your pants around your ankles!