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Sir Degrader

02-27-2006 06:15 PM

Gotta love backwater, shotgun weddings. Ahh, to be young again.

Mack_Attack

02-27-2006 07:57 PM

I think they found velcro gloves in his back seat. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Arvon

02-27-2006 09:02 PM

He has the best looking wife in the village.

Marty4

03-02-2006 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timber Loftis:

Seriously, though, the goat is getting raped by the man and his punishment is to take the goat home? Imagine if this worked out the same way with a woman? Imagine the sillyness of this from our point of view -- your daughter gets raped, and the man's punishment is he pays you and takes her home to rape her forever? ?? ?????

Well, I doubt the punishment would be applicable with humans.

If you think about it, though, the punishment is pretty dang harsh. This guy will never meet a woman again. His reputation is trashed, he's married, and who knows what kind of stuff you can pick up by raping a goat.

Of course, this is assuming that he isn't messed up enough to actually enjoy the new situation.

Sir Degrader

03-02-2006 07:30 PM

Hmmm. The guy says he fell. If it turned out to be true, woe be to him.

Variol (Farseer) Elmwood

03-03-2006 07:15 AM

Umm curried wife, my favorite!

Bungleau

03-03-2006 09:22 AM

Two thoughts...

First, if you fell on the goat, why were your pants down?

Second, if he does turn his "wife" into a meal, is that murder? Could her relatives sue?

Iron Greasel

03-03-2006 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bungleau:
Second, if he does turn his "wife" into a meal, is that murder? Could her relatives sue?

Goats can't afford to pay lawyers. No danger there.

Bungleau

03-03-2006 02:07 PM

Yeah, but the ASPCA or its local equivalent might pony up the money for a lawyer.

Oops... was I allowed to say "pony"? :D

Sir Degrader

03-03-2006 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bungleau:
Two thoughts...

First, if you fell on the goat, why were your pants down?

1) He could have been running to an outhouse, and fallen onto his goat.
2) He could have been doing skiprope for the Sudan heavyweight championship, and had his pants fallen down, then tripped on it, and fallen onto his goat.
3) He was ****ing a goat.

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