OMG! Laughing my ass off!!!

Imoen: This place gives me the creeps. Hey! Let's put all the torches out then sit here in the dark and see what happens!

PC: ::BUUURRRP::
Kagain: Excuse yourself!

Khalid: You guys keep going! I'll stay here and hold them off!

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Noober and Neeber: But enough about me, what about you?

Edwina: Do these heels clash with my robes?
Oh no! I broke a nail!

Minsc: Go for the kidneys Boo! Go for the kidneys!
Boo: Squeak squeak.
Anomen: ::Lights match::
::POOF::
RRAAAGHHH!!!

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Minsc - Dammit, I hate cleaning up this damn cage. Get me a good ol' ice troll any day.

Anomen - Hey, Viconia, could you teach me about your fun-loving, good and righteous hating ways.

Jan - Wait, my actual house is at 192 South Elm. Duh! It's got the turnip-free garden out front.

Edwin - Oh my god, you broke my nail you .... [slaps Kangaxx unconscious]. And right after I got a manicure.

BTW
SixOfSpades
ROFLMAOPMP!!!!!!
That was one of the best laughs I've had in a long time.

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Well, I was working on them for a bit, so I had time to make them good. :D Except Dynaheir--I apologize for hers, she just didn't seem to have any character traits, so I had to go for her wardrobe.

Personally, I liked:

Drizzt: "Here, take my swords."

Edwin: "Hang on, I need to rest and memorize Magic Missile!"

Aerie: "Hah! I win the drinking contest, you all now owe me sexual favors!"

Mazzy: "Hey, you forgot to loot Dermien's house in the Umar Hills, you idiot!"

Bodhi: "Now I've got you where I want you and I'm just simply going to kill you without any hesitation or elaborate traps or mazes."

Malduf: "We decided we like partnership with town. We have contract to build new amusement park. Golden Arches coming - Malduf get his own franchise. Malduf study inventory records all day. Trading with villagers never been so good. Thank you, Timber Loftis."

Khalid: "You guys keep going! I'll stay here and hold them off!"

The Shangalar one wins, hands down. I'm still laughing about it as I write this.

My vote's for the SoTM one too. But how about one last one:

Edwina: (I must study that locket of Jahiera's. I'm not going to be in this form without getting some pictures out of it! ::gawks at his/her own mantle:: )

Folks, we have waaay too much time on hands.

Ain't it great? :D

Korgan-Taste me Lucky Charms...they're magically delicious!
Korgan-Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother's house, we go...

Aerie-Now where did I put my Staff of Vibration...JAHIERA! PUT THAT DOWN!

Shangalar-Exit's to your left.

Kangaxx-Who stole my damn ring? I want my f***ing ring, dammit! You there, pansy adventurer, you have my mother f***ing ring, don't you? Wait, what are you doing? Don't open the glass ceiling, you dumb***! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-oh, there's my ring-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Irenicus-Please don't hurt me! Pretty please? If you let me live I'll play the end movie for you...you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Nalia-My precious gold coins...yessss, my precioussss...those ssstinking commonersss won't take you away from me, no they won't, my preciousss...

Bhaal-I'm tired of all this killing. *Bursts into song* Why can't we be friends...

Yoshimo-Chickety China, the Chinese chicken...

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