I am torn between my love of attractive females in short shorts and my hate of all males in short shorts :(

Do I like short shorts? On women, yes. On men, no.

ditto

Females in short shorts is gods way of showing us he loves us... men in short shorts is the devil at work...


I Wonder is this constitutes as double standard... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Gosh, Siggy, I didn't know you wear itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dot-bikini's. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
(Who thought up that song, anyways?)

Gosh, Siggy, I didn't know you wear itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dot-bikini's. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
(Who thought up that song, anyways?) </font>[/QUOTE]I believe it was this guy

This reminds me of the time a friend of mine sent a message over the network to EVERY computer in school asking that very question. He thought it only went to the computers in our IT lab. What a surprise for my Dad (the principal) in the middle of letter-writing.

What's better is the time I netsended the head of IT when he would lose his "Goth" look.

I think you mean I'VE got legs from here to yaya...

Yes. It's true... </font>[/QUOTE][img]graemlins/help.gif[/img]

See, no...I, you...umm, no...with the legs, and the pouting...see... no, no...you... definately of female persuasion in pic...I, I mean, they're short shorts for crying out loud, I mean, see...no what I meant was...

Ah, I'm gonna come out and say it, nice ass Binky [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

...yep here it comes...

[img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Cheers Siggy! Just take a look at my hooters!
















http://www.sierrafoot.org/waterford/.../barn_owls.jpg
















I Mean My Melons....
















http://www.agr.state.ga.us/assets/images/melons.jpg
















I Mean My Boobs...
















http://www.clumsycrooks.com/pictures/23-boobs.jpg

I think you mean I'VE got legs from here to yaya...

Yes. It's true... </font>[/QUOTE][img]graemlins/help.gif[/img]

See, no...I, you...umm, no...with the legs, and the pouting...see... no, no...you... definately of female persuasion in pic...I, I mean, they're short shorts for crying out loud, I mean, see...no what I meant was...

Ah, I'm gonna come out and say it, nice ass Binky [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

...yep here it comes...

[img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Cheers Siggy! Just take a look at my hooters!


http://www.sierrafoot.org/waterford/.../barn_owls.jpg


I Mean My Melons....


http://www.agr.state.ga.us/assets/images/melons.jpg


I Mean My Boobs...


http://www.clumsycrooks.com/pictures/23-boobs.jpg </font>[/QUOTE]I could see that a mile off...