Ach, personally I don't find them offensive - I have made more misogynistic remarks in the past. As long as it's done in jest, of course. It goes without saying that serious hate towards women is despicable and disgusting. But jokes are fine with me. My only problem with Yorkie's is that I don't find them particularly funny or original.

Willow, you might find that "DO NOT TOUCH" tactic fail on you. Everone knows that when you put a sign "DO NOT _____" up, that's the first thing a guy is gonna do! [img]graemlins/1pokeme.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

Mel .... I'm ...... I ..... uh ...... I ...... I'm shocked I tell you! I'm mortified! I'm ............... jellous!

And so, after creating Man and Woman, God was handing out functions, capabilities, and abilities. When He was down to the last two, He said "Well, I only have two abilities left, the first one is Pee Standing Up, and ...." Before God finished or Eve could say anything, Adam blurted out impatiantly "OOooo! I want that!"

So God said "Ok, here you go. Well Eve, I guess that leaves you with MOs ...." [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 04-15-2004, 04:29 PM: Message edited by: Night Stalker ]

Hmmm... I know the surest way to get a guy to touch something is to put a sign on it that says "Wet Paint". But the surest way to make sure he doesn't? Hmmmm.... "Press here to register your opinion"? "Touch here to make a decision"? I can't decide.

I like the play on the new ad campaign -- "It's not for birds". That could almost work in the States, except you'd have to explain what a "bird" is...

ROFLMAO!!!! This is too amusing. Frankly, if the dude (I think we're all assuming it was a guy, eh?) who came up with this was expecting quite the attention it is getting, he's a genius and will make a killing.

Me, I don't eat chocolate. (err... Question: what's MO?)

Clue: the people on here are hormone-driven dodgy individuals ;)

...and in another context it can mean modus operandi i.e. style and way of operating...but not the meaning implied by dodgy Mel [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 04-16-2004, 07:37 AM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

Clue: the people on here are hormone-driven dodgy individuals

I resemble that remark!! [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img]

Having said that,. if it weren't for rampant hormones, none of us would be here.

Look who's jealous now? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
The reason I abbreviated it, BTW, is because even *I* thought it was too dodgy for a family forum. ;) Figure it out yourself, it's not that hard.

... OOOHHH... LOL!!! Oh man, I need to get out more.

Or stay in, whatever floats your boat mate [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] ;)