[img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img] Thanks for the laugh guys! I needed it!

Seen on the side of a packet of peanuts:

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUTS

Good ones! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Ok ok I know I posted some old ones, but no need to bring out the ones everyone's heard 20 times!

However, speaking of which: instructions on a packet of peanuts on an american airlines plane: "Intructions: open packet, eat nuts". Just in case you weren't sure :D

And don't forget the package of soap:
"Use just like regular soap."
And on a package of corn chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

These are all classics. Particularly the Bush ones. :D

If you all like Bush quotes, pick up the one-a-day Bushism calendar: "Presidential (mis)speak: The Very Curious Language of George W. Bush"... It was well worth the four bucks I paid the first week of January.

Heres one for a good laugh:

'Try our new Chicken McNuggets! Now contains white meat!'

Whats gets me is, they were white before...

Sort of makes you wonder what sinister ingredients and additives were at work...

"Bleach"

Here's a good one,

Tony Blair:

Im sorry, Im not going to apologise. :D