<font color=pink>Here are my feminine opinions on some of these [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>


1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
<font color=pink>Phil likes to shop :D </font>

1. Crying is blackmail.
<font color=pink>Then don't give us a reason to blackmail you</font>

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
<font color=pink>We don't expect you to. Most of the time you already are [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
<font color=pink>This is just a false statement altogether. Sometimes I think i'm fat. But you all know I'm not [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
<font color=pink>I see how it is in this one. It requires locking you out of the bedroom :D [img]graemlins/littleangel.gif[/img] </font>

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
<font color=pink>Christopher was also looking for India, not America. He was lost, and obviously didn't end up at the right destination</font>

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
<font color=pink>Calaethis knows what muave is. It's a darkish red!</font>

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
<font color=pink>Well ok, if you say so. Next time you take me out to a fancy dinner and you're all dressed nice, i'll wear a tanktop and a pair of sweats and sandals</font>


1. You have enough clothes.
<font color=pink>You have enough beer</font>

1. You have too many shoes.
<font color=pink>You have too much hair</font>

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
<font color=pink>A shape that is not fun to cuddle with

I hope that is sufficent feedback boys :D </font>

i was about to say.. oldie but goodie..

then lady blue posted

ouch...

I thought mauve was purple??!... and shopping is a sport...it includes walking doesnt it [img]smile.gif[/img]

<font color=gold>
GF: If you can't stand booze, don't drink it!!
Me: If you can't stand people, don't live in society!!

Well, that got me a nice break-up .... hiccup! :D
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i somehow related it to a shade of green...oh well

It is purple. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

It is purple. [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]nope, purple is purple. mauve is mauve, apparently a dark shade of red(why in all the h***'s do they need to name different shades of a color?!)

http://sources.redhat.com/mauve/img/mauvelogo.gif
Source: http://sources.redhat.com/mauve/

Ha! cazzie was right! :D

Mauve = Purple

thats nothing like purple! cant you see the different shade it has!?!? look at the shade, LOOK AT THE SHADE I TELL YOU!!!!!!!

No i cant see the shade difference. i am male. refer to rule 1:

:D