This is not really a joke but an insult I heard today. It can become really useful when you cannoth think up a good come back.

"(Put persons name here) if there was a gay club you'd be the leader!"

I gurantee it'll make the dude you just insulted blink. The trick to is using the right tone of voice.

Here's a joke

Your mom's lips are so big that

instead of lipstick she uses a red paint roller!

Heehee you want an insult?? Here's one i used on a workmate once when he was giving me crap about something

Me: Hey, hey wait... i got something for you...
"makes a big show off taking something out of my pocket (any pocket will do)"
give the person the middle finger out of your pocket.
Sure as hell shut him up. lol

On that note:

This morning a cement-mixer collided with a van that was transporting some prison inmates. Police are warning people to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals :D

Last night the police station was broken into and the toilet seats were stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

How terribly horrible!!