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Donut 05-24-2003 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by Dublin Grocer:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Vaskez:
Hmm it's nothing to do with how many tennis players you know, it's about how you pronounce Goran's name.

There is a tennis player called Goran Ivanisevic. Ivanisevic sounds like "even he's a witch". See? I told you it was a terrible pun :D Donut should be ashamed of himself.

Oh I get it! Pretty poor joke though! </font>[/QUOTE]Well maybe you can do better DG!

Dublin Grocer 05-25-2003 06:04 AM

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Originally posted by Donut:


Well maybe you can do better DG!

I'm sure I can:

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"


;)


What makes you think you're so funny Donut?

WillowIX 05-25-2003 06:21 AM

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Originally posted by Donut:
Well maybe you can do better DG!
Well he sure did. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LOL DB.

Donut 05-25-2003 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dublin Grocer:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Donut:


Well maybe you can do better DG!

I'm sure I can:

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"


;)


What makes you think you're so funny Donut?
</font>[/QUOTE]I was voted the funniest 'guy' on IW!!!!!

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge." ;)

Kaltia 05-25-2003 06:48 AM

Okay, both the atom jokes are terrible, but Donut's is even more so because he combined a bad pun with a "Go into a bar" joke :D

Raistlin Majere 05-25-2003 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by Dublin Grocer:
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"
[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]
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Originally posted by Donut:
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"
[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]
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Originally posted by Kaltia:
Okay, both the atom jokes are terrible, but Donut's is even more so because he combined a bad pun with a "Go into a bar" joke
they're not so terrible

Charlie 05-26-2003 11:35 AM

I walked into a bar once, nearly killed me..........it was an iron bar. ;)

Knobhead_the_Pommie 05-26-2003 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by Kaltia:
Okay, both the atom jokes are terrible, but Donut's is even more so because he combined a bad pun with a "Go into a bar" joke :D
I thought they sold fruit in groceries, not pastries....

Kaltia 05-26-2003 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Charlie:
I walked into a bar once, nearly killed me..........it was an iron bar. ;)
Alright, alright, enough with the godawful jokes already!


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