LMAO!!! :D

Surely you are the ugly one at the front! With the gaudy pyjamas! :D

I dunno, Mel, has Davros been in Holland? If he can prove that he has....and learns how to ask for a Coke in French, you may have to let him in! ;)

My only saving ET grace is that I've spent a week in Amsterdam, had some GREAT French chocolates shipped to me last year and uh... let's see, I was in Finland on my way in and out of Russia....I pick on Geniebabe, that should count double!....and uh... I like soccer players... ;) :D

I have been to the Damm Square and the Rijksmuseum - spent a long time looking at The Night Watch - so Cloudy, do they count ;) . Unfortunately, the only phographic evidence that contains me (as proof) doesn't have any real proof of location in the background. The photo is of me "inhaling" - well exhaling really :D - the one and only time I have ever experimented with the weed, and it was in a place where it was legal :D .

Asking for a Coke in French is easy :

"Pardon madamoiselle - mon Francais ne pas bon" - then holding your two hands horizontal about 8 inches a part, look the waitress in the eye and with a clear voice say "COKE" - or the more formal version "Une COKE si vous plait" [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 01-15-2003, 10:42 AM: Message edited by: Davros ]

Will there be any beer involved ?

Alternatively, you could just hold your hands 8" or more apart and say 'Coke' emphatically with a put on French accent ;) (Chainsaw, you git [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

I can ask for Coke in french! Can I get in? ;)

Of course, add the line, be proud to be a EUROTWIT

<font color="white"> there is absolutely no way..... [img]redface.gif[/img] you can make a euro clan and not have a west london-er. Cummon....i can't even spell it. lol. and i hav been too many places in france and can back up the fact that the french are hamsters, and smell like elderberries.

As a man I've drank Euro beer with, you're more than welcome and your juggling with the aforementioned more than qualifies you for the 'twit' part :D