Well Steve, maybe you could get a buddy to hit you with a machete or something? Also a sledgehammer would do wonders to your feet [img]smile.gif[/img]

I have broken other peoples bones and managed to fracture
my right wrist while being 150 miles from the closest hospital,
Nothing better then being in the middle of the woods with 80lbs
of gear on you and having to hike that distance on unsturdy terrain.
Broken limbs are no fun and tramatic effects that it can have on a person
are not something to covet. You are nut's in my book if want a big scar from a broken limb, in certain cases the merrow from the bone can get into the blood stream and hey even kill you, how would that be for a scar ;) :D
Busted knuckles at the age of 50 will get a nice case of arthritis
broken limbs can lead to severe pain in your older years, it's all great if your not planning on living long but you should respect your body,
cybernetics is not that far along to where you can say "Cut it off Dock and give model #########-#### thats the ticket" ;)

Gee Johnny how did you get your nose broken three times? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Dont make it four times, send me beer!

That's allright I'll probably die in my 20's anyway

<font color="cyan">Happened to my brother as well, ask him......BINKY, where are you? It was my fault......hehe.

I hit him, ran away, and he charged me, so I slammed a door on him, and he fisted the window. Ouch, nasty scar!</font>

This is not, generally speaking, a good plan.

broken wrist from pole vaulting
broken skull from diving board
broken sternum from lacrosse
broken knee from lacrosse
I'm still broke "no money"
None of these rate as something that I want to do again.

Pretty much broke every major bone in my body at one point or another.
Both legs, both arms, three ribs, collar bone twice, ankle, wrist, neck, and crushed a vertabrae in my back.
I'm not exactly sure why you'd want to break something, but I'd suggest starting off small, like maybe a pinky finger or big toe!
If that doesn't do it for you, you could try a couple of things I did:
1. A three story fall onto concrete, with an apartment balcony following close behind or,
2. A 9mm bullet in the leg and one in the neck.
I don't remember #1 much, just a loud crack, beginning to slide downwards and yelling out "oh *expletive deleted*". Apparently I grabbed onto the balcony on the way down to try and stop myself, but all I did was rip it out of the wall on the way down. The second one I remember quite vividly and always will. So the moral of the story being, Kids...we're trained proffesinals. Don't try this at home.

[ 11-06-2002, 07:20 PM: Message edited by: Animal ]

Them bullets hurt dont they Animal ;) And mine was only a .22 through the finger. I need to meet you, we can have a really good WWF fight [img]smile.gif[/img] Except lets try not to break each others bones! :D

I'm pretty sure between the two of us we could cause some real damage! When's the next Cowboys game?