Do one thing every day to scare the person your stalking

Lie. The FBI is watching you. MacDonalds has your face in its database, they also have chips in your french fries. The FBI has a giant database with all your information. For instance those Ricci martin CD's you bought last week, now they know your gay. If we all lie together we can put a huge monkeywrench in their work :D

ALWAYS check when people tell you to milk that cow, that it is a cow.

Never go to Toronto.

Dont play baseball drunk.

Never take advise.

Never give advise. (Oh S**T)

Mooning politicians is fun. Mooning police is stupid, unless you are far away to escape.

They are on the top of my advice list there are more, but they get more and more useless as they go.

These are pretty funny. You guys got the right Idea Keep it up.