Galadria, the famous pink paladin
was frequently seen with a grin
If you queried her "why?"
You'd get the reply
"I've just been in the ORT buildin!"

I ran out of things ending with in that actually made sense, so I just stuck in the last line. :D

How about this?

A great little paladin is our Gal,
And I'm happy to say that she's my pal.
For she is my wife,
The love of my life,
And stay with her, ever, yes I shall.

here is my try:

I know a girl called Aelia Jusa
she's protected by a real bruiser
Whose name is Pink
Don't raise a stink
or she will set him on you.

[img]graemlins/ladyhearts.gif[/img]

[img]smile.gif[/img]

Though Ziroc is quite a great guy,
And he's what always meets the eye,
We know there is one,
More powerful than him,
For Choc is the ruler on high.

Though our sweet little Nessy is astute,
Truely none could deny that she's cute,
From all that we've seen,
Our of little feline queen,
Her cuteness you cannot refute! ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 05-05-2002, 11:02 AM: Message edited by: Jerome ]

Ach! I am not cute, incorrigible sir. ;)

To squash any thoughts of flaming,
Our Memmy is always off raving,
Though nice and polite,
Don't put up a fight,
Or he'll set about with some banning.

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

There once was a furry spam kitten
Who with cloudy's cafe was smitten
That place was her home,
Where she oft teased Jerome,
And her ecapades often bewritten.

There, although I had to use some slightly old language to find something else to rhyme with kitten and smitten.

Our 'welcome wagon' leaves no one behind,
She's fun and she's playful and kind,
Though diminutive in height,
To all of our delight,
No one nicer than Cloudy could we find. [img]smile.gif[/img]

A stalwort mod our Sazerac,
Any spammers will soon get a whack
On the head from behind,
Though he's ever so kind,
But he won't let the trolls get a crack.

:D