I can expect to live until I'm 78 - I'll get old and gray [img]smile.gif[/img]

Most likely cause of death

Cancer 39%
Heart Attack 22%
ect.

Damn... well my life is short but sweet.

June 1, 2003
at the age of 17 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (42%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Suicide (6%)

You can expect to die on:

August 13, 2064
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Homicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Loneliness (5%)

<font color=lightblue> ~sniffles~ Loneliness? [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] </font>

You can visit me in my coffin from July 22 2054 onwards ;)

I'll live to be 70 years old and am likely to kick the bucket due to:

Cancer (33%)
Heart attack (32%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien abduction (6%)

I wouldn't actually mind being abducted by aliens. At least it's an original way to go ;)

well ain't that a bitch.i'm gonna go two days before my 82nd birthday.they forgot to ask how long people in your family live.so i'll probably live to at least 100.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 20, 2054
at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (46%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Loneliness (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Cancer? No way to avoid that one - so ill just donate zillions to Cancer Research...

Alien Abduction. Uh-huh, by then they wont be abducting us, since they'll have got all the info they need to invade. Or maybe we'll have FTL by then and be abducting them.So thats not a factor.

Loneliness? Its not got me yet. I can deal with it.

Third Degree Burns? Note to self - never overclock a 200ghz processor

Contagious Disease - Maybe howard Hughes had the right idea

Drowning - Look, im not gonna drown. I may be nuts in a boat, but ive
never gotten killed yet...

So it should really read "imortal" [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

So ill see you all on jan 22,2054 when ill be 72.

Lol this is funny stuff

June 16, 2045
at the age of 61 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)