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Black Knight 04-03-2002 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J'aran:
When you start attacking people who are wearing red shoes...

When you always wait for all of your companions when exiting a building, because (all together now) "you must gather your party before venturing forth".

I HATE THAT ONE GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*takes deep breath*

*takes another one*

but I'm feeling much better now...

[img]smile.gif[/img]

Talthyr Malkaviel 04-03-2002 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Black Knight:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Blade:
You can recite all the lines the charecters say in with perfect inflection :D

or you click on the pic til you get the one you like best...

"You and I and Boo...Ranger and Hamsters Everywhere, rejoice *squeak squeak*

*OR* you're GF/BF who doesn't even play the game has a favorite saying.....
</font>[/QUOTE]Or you're playing IWD and you sit there for ages looking vacantly at the screen while clicking repeatedlyon all your characters to see what they say when they get annoyed.
(The dwarf one's best!)

Downunda 04-03-2002 07:17 PM

you read and understand "You've played too much..." threads :D

Talthyr Malkaviel 04-03-2002 07:19 PM

You use 'You've played too much...' threads as a shopping list.

Encard 04-03-2002 07:47 PM

You flail around wildly when someone's talking to you, waiting for dialogue options to appear.

You try to find the options menu so you can reload after you do something stupid.

You do something stupid expecting to be able to reload.

You can recite the names, stats, and descriptions of every weapon.

You can't understand why you can never seem to find the edge of the area you're in.

You always fight the same exact way (swing... swing... swing... swing... swing...).

You expect all dead people to be as... energetic... as that guy's uncle (or was it some other relative?) in the Athkatla Graveyard.

You wonder why nothing happens when you wave your hands around and say, "Vita Mortic Caraero."

You don't go into caves for fear of drow.

You try to find the Special Abilities button when you get very angry so that you can use Berserk.

Hmm...

Talthyr Malkaviel 04-03-2002 07:52 PM

-You try to charm a bunny in a park, and you're annoyed when the circle under it doesn't turn green.

-You put on a thick pair of gloves and expect to become ogre-strong.

-You wonder what it would be like if you had a girdle of gender change.

-You are pissed at someone and try to cast curse on them.

-You try to kill weeds by casting 'Abi-Dalzims horrid wilting'

Black Knight 04-03-2002 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Encard:
You wonder why nothing happens when you wave your hands around and say, "Vita Mortic Caraero."

You know what this spell is ... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Talthyr Malkaviel 04-03-2002 08:26 PM

You know the exact colour effects for each spell (you know, like the hovering, swirling purple stuff for a spider spawn spell)
Oh dear, I know quite a few!!

TheGrandSlayer 04-03-2002 08:32 PM

When you endlessly try to find your spell book so you can change your heal for flame strike so you can use it against your enemy :D

Krishach 04-03-2002 08:57 PM

When travelling at night, you prepare to be waylaid by enemies.

You consider yourself Neutral Good.

You sleep 8 hours and remember things you forgot before you went to sleep.

You travel constantly with your buddies and sleep at Holiday Inns.


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