what evil?

RIKARD THE EVIL SNIVVELLING NECROMANCER, HIS MINIONS, AND ALL THOSE WHO DARE OPPOSE THE THONG-SNAPPING FORCES OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Epona of The Laughing Hyenas
Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."

ALTHOUGH IT DOTH SEEM THAT THE EVIL COWERING TOADIES AND LACKEYS HAVE FLED THE THREAD, OR ARE TOO WEAK-KNEED AT THE THOUGHT OF OUR SHARP AND POINTY BOOTHEELS TO COME IN AND FACE THE MUSIC.

SO SAYETH EPONA THE BARD

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Epona of The Laughing Hyenas
Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."

I take it you've all seen Full Metal Jacket?
No?
Full of inspiration http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew,
and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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ACK! Invasion of the CAPSLOCK! RUN for you lives! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif
*CB stops laughing long enough to post and then goes back to being a helpless ball of hysterical laughter on the lab floor*

Thong snapping? with MINORS? egads, ladies! What IS the world coming to?! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif
Oh..it's Rikard.. well, I guess it's ok.. just be sure you thwap him good..he's so EGOMANIACAL! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif *unleashes the powerful SPITBALL spell and Rikard is buried in spitballs made of manual pages from BG2 and W & W*

CB, smiter of smug evil egos and lover of all things Jerome-like http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
CloudDragon of the OHF
Storm-Queen
Raven's Cloud
StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever
"To sleep, perchance to dream..."

<font color="white">You self-righteous, whiny little girly-brats will never conquer the might of Master Rikard!</font>

<font color="skyblue">Larry takes out his Nightblade Katana</font>


<font color="white">Come then!
The battle is commenced!
And you are going to bleed!!</font>

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Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position & Ambassador)
Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth
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Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa
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Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

[This message has been edited by Larry_OHF (edited 10-25-2001).]

LOCK AND LOAD, LADIES! IT'S TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL!

I HURL MY THONG SO THAT IT ENTANGLES YOUR BLADE AND YOU CANNOT SWING IT PROPERLY. THEN WITH A FLICK, I USE SAID THONG TO FLIP YOUR KATANA OUT OF YOUR HAND AND ACROSS THE ROOM!

YOU SHALL NEVER PREVAIL VILLANOUS MINION OF FESTERING FILTH THAT CALLS HIMSELF A NECROMANCER! EVIL! VILLANY! TO ARMS LADIES!

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

<font color="white">Larry decides to bring out the heavy arillery, and end this pathetic ■■■■■-cat show...</font>

<font color="lightgreen">Go get'em little girl!!!</font>

<font color="white">Larry unleashes from the bowles of hell, the most vile, sinister child of them all...Mary-beth...</font>
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[This message has been edited by Larry_OHF (edited 10-25-2001).]

AHA. THE GIRLYBRAT INSULT. DOES HE REALLY THINK WE WILL BE HURT BY THAT?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzp *Epona zips up sharp-pointy heeled boot and advances toward Larry OHF*

ORDER OF THE HOLY FLAME, EH? AND WHAT IS SO HOLY ABOUT YOU? YOUR LEADER, THAT SPITBALL-COATED WARLOCK KNOWN AS RIKARDA HAS ALREADY HAD THE GOOD SENSE TO FLEE, SO I GUESS YOU WOULD BE A MINION?

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Epona of The Laughing Hyenas
Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."

<font color="white">I took jerome down...
and I can take you down, as well...

I will just wait for your PMS powers to fade away, then you shall lose...
(insert maniac's laughter here)</font>

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3rd Member of the Ancient OHF
Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position & Ambassador)
Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth
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Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa
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Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.