Hmm, I always wondered why my sister smelled so fresh when she was a baby.

How do they do it? do they squeeze babies over a distiller? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

heh, j/k of course http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif

I believe a babypress may be employed...kind of a de-pressing thought.

These are good http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Here are a couple more to ponder

Geese is the plural of goose so is cheese the plural of choose?

Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital?

Where does the white in snow go when it melts?

What is another word for thesaurus? (this is an oldy but a goody)

Why do convienence stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?

How can a fat chance and a slim chance mean the same thing?

How come a wise guy and a wise man mean opposite things?

Why do writers write, but grocers don't groce, hammers don't ham and fingers don't fing?



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another attempt for me to answer the questions... but moridin these are hard!!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif


Geese is the plural of goose so is cheese the plural of choose?
*well, cheese doesnt mean choose... but does geese mean goose? ahh... er... next!

Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
*simple! to complement each other! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Where does the white in snow go when it melts?
*have no idea... i tried to ask ice, and why the sea is color blue but when you get a lil from it it turns to colorless... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

What is another word for thesaurus? (this is an oldy but a goody)
*on a more personal note, "who gives a sh*t!!!!!" http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Why do convienence stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
*wehehehe... ironic. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

How can a fat chance and a slim chance mean the same thing?
*do they? i thought they were different?

How come a wise guy and a wise man mean opposite things?
*guys are bastards (j/k), and when they grow up, they become "men"... wow, wheres the connection...?

Why do writers write, but grocers don't groce, hammers don't ham and fingers don't fing?
*it sounds... icky... fingers finger, but i dont know fing... the attmept to finger? ahh... well...


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Here's another one...

Why do we drive on a parkway, but park on a drive way?



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All bow and cower before the Triumvirate!!!

LOL!
Thank you all for the additions!
I love to laugh!

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Moni

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Hey,

Here is my favorite, why do the directions on the Mildew and Grout cleaner say only use in a well ventilated area?

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