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Oh, the new set is just FABulous! I just get a warm, fuzzy feeling evertime I see it! Makes me want to eat a box of Bon-Bons and take a Milk and Honey bath.... ------------------ http://members.home.net/bradzinser/M...s/Tempest2.jpg Always listen to your heart, for it will never lead you astray. All bow and cower before the Triumvirate!!! |
Boy, if people were wondering about me before, this certainly isn't helping any...
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Jeez youd think this was a Zeeke and Charean threadhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif
I shall name it IWMFZAC!!!!http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif ------------------ http://www.dabros.net/images/tcampbell/hadb6copy.jpg "I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..." |
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Getting back to the original point of this thread....
The "real story" of the three bears It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge,"he squeaks? Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge," he> roars? Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? "It was 'Momma Bear' who got up first. "It was 'Momma Bear' who woke everybody else in the house up. "It was 'Momma Bear' who made the Coffee. "It was 'Momma Bear' who unloaded the dishwasher from last night,and put everything away. "It was 'Momma Bear' who went out into the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper "It was 'Momma Bear' who set the table. "It was 'Momma Bear' who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water & food dish. "And, now that you've decided to come downstairs and grace the household with your presence ... listen good, 'cause I'm only going to say this one time... "I haven't made the @!#$%^&*&* porridge, yet! ------------------ http://members.home.net/bradzinser/M...s/Tempest2.jpg Always listen to your heart, for it will never lead you astray. All bow and cower before the Triumvirate!!! |
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Zeeke, when you are on, you are ON... *tears streaming down my cheeks, laughing so hard I can't see straight* How the heck can I even THINK when my ribs hurt?!?! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/1zhelp.gif
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1. Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam. (seen on Cape Cod)
2. That's It! I'm Calling Grandma! (seen on an 8 year old) 3. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up. 4. Procrastinate Now. 5. Rehab Is for Quitters. 6. My Dog Can Lick Anyone. 7. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That? 8. Party - My Crib - Two A.M. (on an infant t-shirt) 9. Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15. 10. ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING. 11. West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 last names. 12. FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software. 13. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN. 14. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 15. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 16. STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere! 17. POOR SPELLERS OF THE WORLD- UNTIE! 18. MOOSEHEAD: A great beer and a new experience for a moose. 19. They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken. 20. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. 21. Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit the Frog. 22. POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on. 23. FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once. 24. Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh. 25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the memory. 26. The Meek shall inherit the earth....after we're through with it. 27. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 28. Ham & Eggs - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig. 29. WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years. 30. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 31. If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex? 32. Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake 33. The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson. 34. MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT. 35. Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit. 36. Computer programmers know how to use their hardware. 37. MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team. 38. NyQuil -The stuffy, sneezy, why-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 39. Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research. 40. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't! ------------------ http://members.home.net/bradzinser/M...s/Tempest2.jpg Always listen to your heart, for it will never lead you astray. All bow and cower before the Triumvirate!!! |
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Oh, so many comments to be made, but for the sake of keeping this PG, I'm gonna painfully bite my tongue... ------------------ http://members.home.net/bradzinser/M...s/Tempest2.jpg Always listen to your heart, for it will never lead you astray. All bow and cower before the Triumvirate!!! [This message has been edited by Zeeke75 (edited 06-25-2001).] |
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