Ironworks Gaming Forum - Ok People here are some Jokes, Riddles and Pranks with a Fantasy Theme

Page 3 of 3

Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

Ironworks Gaming Forum (http://www.ironworksforum.com/forum/index.php)

- General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) (http://www.ironworksforum.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=28)

- - Ok People here are some Jokes, Riddles and Pranks with a Fantasy Theme (http://www.ironworksforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=68268)

BladeMaster

05-20-2001 02:22 PM

Try again

------------------
http://angelfire.com/rpg/castletainly/gifs/ps5.gif http://kung_lao.tripod.com/blade.gif http://angelfire.com/rpg/evermeet/wingedsword.gif

Lord Shield

05-20-2001 05:15 PM

Sounds like surfing. Would it be a WAVE! (or your momma)

BladeMaster

05-20-2001 06:30 PM

Close.

------------------
http://angelfire.com/rpg/castletainly/gifs/ps5.gif http://kung_lao.tripod.com/blade.gif http://angelfire.com/rpg/evermeet/wingedsword.gif

Raze	05-20-2001 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BladeMaster:
Ok here is the next riddle

It roars its challenge,
And I respond.
It takes my abuse,
And goes beyond.
Filled with liquid,
In my hurried haste,
I wield my staff,
In this turgid race.
But once I have vanquished,
The mighty foe,
I float like a thistle,
While moving ever so slow.

What are we talking abour really?

Has it got anything to do with needing to pee really really badly, and then the relief felt afterwards?

Raze	05-20-2001 06:41 PM

Heres a very old joke:

A barbarian walks into a bar...

and bangs his head.

Barbarians are so stupid!!

Lord Shield

05-20-2001 06:44 PM

are YOU the ship/boat?

Fljotsdale

05-20-2001 06:47 PM

Quote:

Hm. Boat on the river?

------------------
http://www.ranchoweb.com/images/bg2guy/bitchingcopy.gif

http://www.ranchoweb.com/images/bg2guy/fljotsdale.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/EEhearts.gif

BladeMaster

05-20-2001 06:52 PM

Really Close now

------------------
http://angelfire.com/rpg/castletainly/gifs/ps5.gif http://kung_lao.tripod.com/blade.gif http://angelfire.com/rpg/evermeet/wingedsword.gif

BladeMaster

05-21-2001 02:45 PM

All right here is the answer and please can more people try and answer the riddles

The answer is "Going down a river with rapids, in a boat."

------------------
http://angelfire.com/rpg/castletainly/gifs/ps5.gif http://kung_lao.tripod.com/blade.gif http://angelfire.com/rpg/evermeet/wingedsword.gif

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:06 PM.

Page 3 of 3

Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page