I wish someone told me about a sig limit before I spent 30 *%@#*%^@#$*^*$^*$#^*^#*^#%*#%@&**&*%&*&%*%&!*@$^!@ #(&@$)@$&($!#^!^()#$!&*@()$&@ minutes getting it to work.

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[This message has been edited by caleb (edited 05-10-2001).]

S'okay caleb, you can always mail it to me instead - cheers mates, it's a wonderful surprise!

Feel nice to be back, life is still treating me badly but I treat it even worse! LOL

Thanks Moiraine for the updated info. Although I had a great time reading Testosterone Home........hmmmm - no commenthttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif (but there you go, not everyone's sense of humour is the same sometimes) (Cloudy in rubber gloves??! MHAHAHAHA!)

Nothing is complete without a howl from good ol' Wolfgir - would you like some of that cake her most wonderful Melusine made for me: don't worry it's got no meat and it also 90% fat free for the cautious eaters. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

(Wah walks in with his refund ticket and a large stinky pit fiend that tried to mimic a pig in a circus - and got sacked)

Ah! Now that we are all settled we can watch Rikarda dance for us.
Ah......ONE......ah TWO, A ONE TWO THREE FOUR! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

(Banana Skins anyone? hehe)


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Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.

Wowwowwow!
Melusine cheers Rikarda on: You show him some of that erm...skin, girl!
BTW Wah you do know that Rikarda is my super secret secret weapon to finally defeat you? I worked for months to make her the seductive babe she now is...
You wonder why I give my secret away to you? There's no escape my dear chap... you've already fallen for her gorgeous looks by now http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

Wah: Feebleminded
Wah: Love-crazed Rhinoceros

Hey Rikarda, better start running and gain some advantage on him... you're still wearing those 6 inch high heels aren't you http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
~wicked grin~

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Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH
http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif
Your voice is ambrosia

(and then...........)

Wah: Emotion: Hopeless Dancer (keeps treading on Rikarda's delicate toeshttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif)
Wah: Confused (Rikarda's 3000 per minute fluttering eyelashes)

Rikarda: Hey hey, I gotta go now.
Wah: Why my dear, come and dance with me!
Rikarda: I can't.........
Wah: Why?
Rikarda: Because........

(BOING! BOING! BOING! BOING! - The clock strikes twelve)

Rikarda: Goodbye!
Wah: Come back! Come back dammit you ugly bit........
Wah: Huh? She left a slipper, a glass slipper.
Wah: Who ever's feet fits the slipper must be Rikarda!
Wah: Oh Rikarda.......I will find you, wait for me.

Pit Fiend: May "I" try on that slipper?

(lolhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif, I love fairy tales with a little "twist")


Now, who wants to be the ugly sisters?


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Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.

You make it really easy for me to hate you

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The Githyanki Necromancer - High Magician of the Holy Flame

http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
Aww come on Rikarda, I'll let you gimme a kiss in a dark corner (you told me you're lesbian !)

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Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH
http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif
Your voice is ambrosia

Ah, I know how to resolve this!

I have a little game, I have a stop-watch. I'll attach electronic calculating sensors to your eyelids. You cloudy and melusine start batting your eyelashes at TOP SPEED (wow! LOL), then I stop and see who wins.

The losers have to apologise. Beware, you got "tough" competition my friend.

But you've also shown great potentialhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif MHAHAHAHAHA!

PS: No need to say it: I am the bridge between hatred and love. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif



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Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.

Rikard is a girl? good thing I didnt give here the secret password to get in to alabama man and rudedawgs club house.

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http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprinc...ages/sign2.gif Welcome to hell.

Glad to see you back Wah. Now if we could just get Amri back.

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Sir Taliesin

If they take my gun can I still use my Claymore?

Thanks Sir Taliesin, it took a long time though http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

caleb: The name's "Rikarda", pronouned with an upper class tone.

"May I be of service to your expectations?" (giggle, no definitely NOT mehttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif)



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Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.