When you had a dream thinking you were a Kensai/Thief Cowking (from D2) and have adventurers send to you to kill them
Ay Accord http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...miles/wink.gif

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You know you had to much http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...miles/wink.gif wehn..

You try to figure out if your boss is chaotic evil so you will get that +5 against evil creatures when bashing him with your lunchbox of disruption..

You try desperate to cast "friends" before entering the dncefloor, finding out that there is a strong antimagic field generated fromthe discobulb above you..

Everytime you misses the buss in the morning you franticly try to cast Time stop noticing that you were interupted or hasn´t slept to much.

You can´t get no sleep cause you don´t find that bloody button that will make you fall asleep..

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WOLF WINS EVERY FIGHT BUT ONE, AND IN THAT ONE, HE DIES

Most of these are from BG2, as this is my most recent game:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>you rest for exactly 8 hours every night. If you are disturbed, you have to rest for another 8 hours otherwise you feel grumpy all day.<LI>you go into a bar and ask for 'Evermead'<LI>something good happens you try to quicksave.<LI>something bad happens you try to reload to 10 minutes before it happened.<LI>you have a quest diary with entries like;
Rescue milk from evil storemasters cavern.
Rinse clothes in holy washing water, to cleanse them of the evil dirt curse.
Eat.<LI>you do something stupid that everyone sees and try to hide in the shadows.<LI>you start thinking someone has replaced your keyboard with a'cursed keyboard of mistyping', when you have a bad typing day.<LI>you try to pay for everything in gold coins.<LI>you have a small cut and go to the church/mosque etc... to get it healed.<LI>you resume looks something like;

Race: Human (ish)
Class: System Administrator (an IT specialist kit)
Alignment: Lawful evil
Xp's: 3.41
Level: 0.3
Most powerful vanquished: Next doors tortoise
Proficiencies:
Keyboard; **********
Coffee jar/cup; ***
Remote control (ranged skill); ****
Ballpoint; -***
etc...

Hobbies: Slaying dragons, lichs and demons (golems on request). The total destruction of all my siblings. Tupperware parties.<LI> you secretly watch your best childhood friend to see if they start acting funny<LI>you work out what you would do if you actually met a dragon. [/list]
[This message has been edited by Staralfur (edited 04-10-2001).]

[This message has been edited by Staralfur (edited 04-10-2001).]

Rolling on the floor laughing ......... http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...s/biglaugh.gif