Noooooo!!!! Make it stop! Make it stop!

Legolas is trying to claw his ears off, but the feathers won't let him. In despair, utters the words he has heard onl;y once before in his life and releases the awesome powers of the feather fairy. For each feather it took away, Legolas recieved a dollar. Soon he was a rich man...

Next he sent his own feathers to the no-pillow zone to drive Cloudy crazy...

Hey...no-pillow zone?
That's cheating!
And don't think you can bribe me with that tea!
Take it away!
Away I say, AWAY!
Okay, maybe just one sip...hey, this is pretty good!
Can I have some more?
Please?
I need more...please give me some more!
Pleeeaaaseee!!
*Regin runs around in a circle, and then lies down, pretending he is a piece of sugar*

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Legolas:
Noooooo!!!! Make it stop! Make it stop!

Legolas is trying to claw his ears off, but the feathers won't let him. In despair, utters the words he has heard onl;y once before in his life and releases the awesome powers of the feather fairy. For each feather it took away, Legolas recieved a dollar. Soon he was a rich man...

Next he sent his own feathers to the no-pillow zone to drive Cloudy crazy...<hr></blockquote>

Cloudbringer gathers up the nice Legolas feathers (she wonders if he's really a bird or just feathery? ;) ) and makes a beautiful shawl. "Thanks Legolas! It was getting cold in here!" bwahahaha! ;)

CB

Unfortunately for Cloudy, the Zone of No Pillows only blocks pillows of 5th level or less.

LS casts nuclear pillow (8th level spell) and plasters EVERYBODY (including himself - whoops)

*As soon as he sees Lord Shields nuclear pillow, Regin gets off the floor and casts "Protection from normal pillows"..um..I mean "Protection from magical pillows"!*

He he he [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Cloudbringer holds up her LORDSHIELD PillowSHield +5 for some protection but ends up knocking Regin into the puddle of tea next to Larry. "oops!" *giggle*

Cloudy, pulling nuclear feathers out of her hair

I feel... plasterd. You will pay for this, you... nuclear-pillow-thrower!

Hm... I thought I cleaned up the tea on the carpet...
Well Lord Shied, get to work! You made the floor all dirty again!

*hands over the mop, then smacks the nuclear-pillow-thrower over the head when he least expected it*

Anyway, I'd better get back to my position near the door in case that coard decides to come along after all [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Regin sits up again and turns to Cloudbringer:
*What do you put in this tea anyway?
I's really delicious!*

All of a sudden one of the pillows in the corner started to shake. Legolas looked over as it was swelling, until it finally burst. Instead of drifting dow the feathers spelled the first part of the prophecy into the air.

"When pillows descend upon the head,
Men will fall but not fall dead,
He who commands the wind and rain,
Will seek to find a greater gain

Backs be stabbed and people downed,
In oceans of featers drowned,
Over the backs will crawl as same,
Those wielding white squares, all insane

One succeeds but rest will fail,
Blown away by mighty gale,
Found shall be the pillow in magenta shades,
And start out shall the evil raids..."

Yes, lady and gentlemen, the workings for the quest for the uberpillow have been set in motion.

If only you knew the rest of the prophecy...But the pillow is clean out of feathers [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 11-21-2001: Message edited by: Legolas ]</p>

Ach nein!
Not the uberpillow!
I heard about that in my younger days...I heard it's responsible for killing whole villages!
What should we do?!