....cheesy. Luscious, wondrous, glorious cheesy-ness. What they didn't know is that, lurking in the shadows was a....

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by DragonMage:
....cheesy. Luscious, wondrous, glorious cheesy-ness. What they didn't know is that, lurking in the shadows was a....<hr></blockquote>

...band of dwarves (BOD). They were contemplating the possibilities of procuring some cheetos.

One dwarf in particular was a sullen gentledwarf. His hair was streaked with orange and his flatulance thundered like elephants running away from a...

Well, this idea really took off like the idea of tap shoes on sheep. At least I tried.