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Ladyzekke 01-01-2001 08:23 PM

As a female, I have noticed that alcohol can have a negative effect on a man's "prowess" if you know what I mean! And some guys got to watch out for drinking too much beer over the years, no real woman likes "boobies". Sheesh, I can't believe I just replied to this topic. Oh well, it's New Years Eve and I'm half drunk myself! You're a trip Armisael.

The.Relic 01-01-2001 08:43 PM

Heh, I was wondering when one of our lady members was going to reply to this thread. And ladyzekke, I think you were very gentle in your response

Armisael 01-01-2001 08:46 PM

I'll assume a trip is something good. Ta.

Jon the Hell Caster 01-01-2001 09:00 PM

you know I wonder what will happen if a Kid reads this? No offense it is New Years but....

Armisael 01-01-2001 09:04 PM

They'll see the word 'sex' and hit the back button straight away. Otherwise, they'll have a very educational read on their hands. Well, we all figured it out at some stage, right?

Ladyzekke 01-01-2001 09:23 PM

Yes, Relic, I saw that there were no female responses, so someone had to do it! I tried to be vague, yet informative! Yes, Armisael, the phrase in the U.S. of "your a trip" is a good thing. It means I think your pretty cool in a crazy sort of way. I guess we have different terminologies here than in Australia. And yes, I would think any kiddies browsing these posts would back out when seeing this topic. Maybe just in case next time say something like "Rated R" in the subject line?

Yorick 01-01-2001 09:44 PM

This Reply is rated

C'mon, how can you compare. Beer only hits two senses - taste and smell - and then numbs them, into oblivion if enough is consumed.

With sex, all senses are catered for and heightened to the natural (no substances) maximum for a human.

Plus, the connection! The love! Where are the lovers in responding to this thread? Sex is a vital expression of love and LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND BABY!

Beer would probably make the world go to sleep, and over time give it a huge belly, red nose, man-boobies (for a male) and a bad sense of humor...

Armisael 01-01-2001 11:32 PM

I've already got that bad sense of humour. Uh oh.
(pats chest)
Phew.

IceFire 01-01-2001 11:48 PM

Margarita's followed by sex.

Ladyzekke 01-01-2001 11:51 PM

Sheesh, you guys are nuts! What am I going to do with you all? (hey, don't answer that!)


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