...you name your character after your girlfriend and expect her to be flattered.

...you wonder what your own stats for INT, DEX, and STR are.

...you asked your Mom to get you 'The Equalizer' for Christmas.

Oh I love this thread!! LOL.......

You try to stick your fingers and cast hold person at a cop after he catches your brother pickpocketing the elderly for experience.

You mum says that you should study instead of playing but you tell her that you left candlekeep ages ago.

you are sleeping for EXACTLY 8 hours with the light on because you are afraid that your shadow might attack you. You also pickpocketed your girlfriend's/boyfriend's ring - believing that it was a sun gem to protect you.

You beat up some old man in the street because you thought that the walking stick he was carrying was the staff of the magi!! he then proceeded to call the cops and you decided to stand there with the pretendance of being under an improved invisibility spell.

You go to a church when you get ill and say that you want some restoration and cure diseases. The priest then gives you directions to a hospital nearby and you hit him out hatred for not memorising his spells.

Finally you grab your grandad's walking stick and beat every person on the street that is wearing a long coat (like robe). to see whether they have a contingency spell or not!!

Oh god I love this thread!!.........

your walking down the street with your friends and you suddenly realise your all walking in formation. and those shithouse mokisons your best friend is wearing actually make him go pretty damn fast.

The clothing store manager throws you out for demanding a cloak of protection +1

The town hall does not issue permits to cast magic

Whenever it gets windy you dive for cover from the air elemental

the camp ground wont let you in because you keep dowsing the camp fires to keep the fire elementals away

Instead of a lemonade stand you teach your kids hoew to setup a turnip stand

Haha! Keep this stuff going, guys!!!!!

good god....i saw this on another forum thats why i started it...it was like 3 pages on the other forum
its crazy

You know you played too Much BG2 if you can think up stuff to put in this thread!

You try to beat a speeding ticket by claiming you accidently miscast Haste while driving.

You ask your spouse to pick up some turnips so you can try Jan's patented recipes for Turnip a la King, Jansen's Turnip Surprise and Turnip Flambe (Yum!)

You ask the local liquor store to stock Baalor's Ale.

You keep checking K Mart to see if the latest Jansen Adventure Wear has arrived!

You call Petco to see if they stock "Miniature Giant Space Hamster Chow" because Boo is getting hungry and is giving you the hairy eyeball (Go for the EYES Boo!)

You think a great "Got Milk?" ad would be a picture of Minsc & Boo, both with milk mustaches!

You get arrested for lurking about the local graveyard while claiming to be looking for Bohdi's hideout. They send you to Belleview for observation.

You decide to fix up Lilarcor with your wife's Ginsu Knife for the holidays.

You realize that Jon Irenicus has all the earmarks of a viable Presidential candidate!

You have acquired a backpack capable of storing items of enormous volume, providing the item weighs no more than 320lbs.

--you gather some mud and try to make a golem!

--you call your suitcase "bag of holding"!

--you call you computer's mouse Boo!

--you try to have a conversation with the big kitchen's knife!