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My uncle is a hunter, and he thought em a valuable life lesson. You kill it, you eat it.

Just don't kill carion crawlers... Trust me on that...

[ 08-29-2003, 07:40 AM: Message edited by: Luvian ]

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Originally posted by Myrddin L'argenton:
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Hurrah, there we are. The senate seems to have reached a more or less unanimous decision at last. And so it was that neither KAK nor BYOB nor the common folk of the Sword Coast region got their way but that we went instead for the visions and policies of the PITK, once so minor a grouping but now growing daily in supporters. No wonder, this has gone on and on and on and noone remembered to send out a servant to grab us a bite to eat. With the spice trade also grinding to a halt, who can blame us for reaching this decision?
From now on, kobolds are no longer friends nor enemies but shall instead be viewed solely as supper in the making. So ruleth the Senate.

Sythe I think the senate has already decided. Too bad you were absent or your voice might have carried some weight. But all is not lost, it has yet to be made law that YOU must eat a kobold. [/QUOTE]I'm glad that the kobolds can do something for society, kobold thigh anyone? [/QUOTE]Hey, I don't remember hiring you...

There are certain things that I wouldn't want to eat...Diseased Gibberlings, Sirines, Green slimes...oh, and does eating a Flesh Golem make you a cannibal? :D

Recent news from the restaurant: it is not attracting enough customers. Consequently, we will be changing the menu-
1. Kobold cake
2. Basilisk Burger
3. Xvart slushy
4. Wyvren wings
5. Commando Cow cobbler
6. Green Slime souffle

These should attract more tourists. Also, the free gift has been changed, as well-a free generic weapon of your choice.

[ 09-02-2003, 08:59 AM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ]

- and instead of the well known 'doggie bag' we now present the more suitable 'sick bag' :D

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Actually, that's what the Antidote potion was for :D

Hm...doggie bag...a new line of accessories? Kobold handbags? Wyvren tail quills? Sirine silicone?

[ 09-02-2003, 10:44 AM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ]

Pyrenk how on earth err FaeRun did you ever manage to get the ingrediants for Commando Cow Cobbler? Are these not the Cow Commandos that are so adept at the arts of stealth? Do you hunt with true sight active at all times?

P.S. Strangely this disturbs be, but the elves and dwarves night vision is reffered to as infravision. Would this not let them see the heat waves given off by said stealthy Cow Commandos? In effect making the stealth useless?

Yes, it would. However, the Commando Cows do not stealth [img]smile.gif[/img]

They are more commonly refered to as "Hell Bovines".

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Originally posted by Pyrenk:
Yes, it would. However, the Commando Cows do not stealth [img]smile.gif[/img]

They are more commonly refered to as "Hell Bovines".

Ah! Very easy to spot then

And easy to kill too as they come in great herdes. Furthermore they are normally blue and move very slowly.

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