When you start chasing spiders to get an egg cause your want to be a warlock.

When you take your wedding ring into a jewelers to see what enchants it has on it.

When you go to your local graveyard with thoughts of getting more skulls.

You know you've been playing to much when you spend most of your time talking about it in forums and chat groups.

------------------
http://www.angelfire.com/pq/maxpower/maxani.gif ......shake it baby.

When the names you recognize on this board outnumber the names of co-workers you see every day...
And you hope those co-workers will never guess what you'll do to them as soon as you DO find a decent sword...
When you begin to think of getting out of bed in the morning as levelling up...
And you wonder why you don't have more hit points when you finally do...

When you see a group of people sitting at a table at the bar, and your first thought of what to say is.."Helllooooo warm-skins".

Kung Ming

This is REALLY funny!

You know when you have been playing too much when....

You've cast spirit eye to find your car keys and....

Once in your car you look for the P key at red traffic lights....

You get home and look for a lever to open your front door, then wait for ages while your house loads.....

You can never fry mushrooms again without being armed with a flame thrower....

You water your plants from a distance....

You have to ask the message board where you left your slippers and some guy tells you that you never needed them anyway...

Oh, and Wyvern, I know Boo well - I have spent many months in the company of this rabid hamster. He needs a red hot rivet where the sun doesn`t shine lol!

This board looks like fun! See you all around!

Hi Cathy!
Welcome aboard. I'm glad you made it. Stick around this IS the best W&W forum on the Net.

Mark

A warm welcome indeed to you, Cathy! We're very glad you're here. http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...iles/smile.gif

-Sazerac

you know you have been playing too much when you cant think of anymore of these jokes... cause there are a million out there.

i know its not funny but i am just trying to keep this thread on top http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...iles/smile.gif

When you call your boss/co-worker Shinwiki cuz he/she is cold blooded, but you really think that Shinwiki is smarter.

When you tell a friend not to worry because you are not going to "Go Toad" on him and wonder why he doesn't understand.

You tell a friend that something is badah-ookey and wonder why they look at you even stranger than usual.

You are convinced that the mosquitos in your area are really giant swampflies.

You wonder where you can submit ideas for the Gael Sarran Examiner. (I would love to see an article on Toad Tipping.)

You wont go near the airport because you are afraid that one of the dragons might breath on you and you left your dragon armor/rings of protection at home.

Knarfling


------------------
Only two of my personalites have delusions, but one of them is paranoid and the other is out to get him.

i like the 1st one and the go toad one

...when you do searches to find polls such as these to push them to the top for newbies http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...miles/wink.gif

-Sazerac