I remember that one too. I was ROFL at that one. My wife just raises her eyebrow at me whenever these things happen.

this is greatest topic ever. How come i never hear any of theese?

In one game I ended up fighting Marl the Drunk at Fieldpost's Inn. When finished, I clicked on his drunk friend, who said something to the effect of "Don't click on me. I don't want any trouble." :D

I like the line:

Don't..poke..Drizzt! Tis' entirely unsociable...

and the dialogue you have with tiax. it's somtheing to the effect of,"

And you expect me to believe you, based on some celestial midget toss?"

i was laughing so hard that my sides ached.

if anyone has the correct phrasing for tiax, please post it.

"fear my wrath for it is great indeed!"

I liked the one from one of the guards in the Cloakwood mines...when he begs for his life he says
"You wouldn't kill a man with a wife and ten children would you?"

Protagonists reply
"No way, you've got a fate worse then death already."

I was ROTF after reading that one!

Shar Teel -"Ha! Ha!Ha! You are such a funny man. That is why I am going to kill you last."

My favorite Tiax lines:

First Speech: "Yo! Tiax would speak at you! For 'tis
destined to be so."
Fleeing: "Tiax will rule... from a distance."
Happy: "Tiax is impressed with this group. You will
continue to serve him once he rules."
Becoming Leader: "As it should be. Tiax was destined to lead."
In Forest: "When Tiax rules, this forest will be lumber for
but a leg of his throne."
In City: "When Tiax rules, the stones of this city shall
build his castle."
Underground: "Why must Tiax traverse this dank hole. Cyric
said nothing of soggy boots!"
During the Day: "Tiax must squint in the sunlight. One day...
revenge shall be his!"
At Night: "Night would DARE hamper the sight of Tiax?"
On Quayle's Death: "Ha ha ha ha! Smart guy dies! And Tiax goes on
to RULE!"
On any Death: "Blast you! Escaping the inevitable rule of
Tiax by dying? Coward!"
Repeated Selected 2: "When Tiax rules, britches shall not ride up so
wedge like."
Repeated Selected 3: "Tiax does as ye will, but one day BOOM, he
rules!"
Repeated Selected 4: "The day comes when TIAX will point and click!"
To Quayle: "Where will your learning get you when Tiax
rules? Duke of Manure at best!"
Reply to ????????: "Your insults carry little sting. Tiax knows he
will rule in the end."
Reply to ????????: "You cup shot mutton head! Tiax will slap ya
silly! When he rules."
Reply to ????????: "Aw, your goals are petty in comparison to the
wonder of Tiax!"
????????: "All the world will tremble beneath the feet of
Tiax!"
????????: "Do as ye will, but 'tis for naught! Tiax must
rule!"
????????: "Has Tiax mentioned he is going to rule? 'Tis
inevitable."

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