Jan Janssen has the best lines in the game, even his default ones are hilarious.

"I don't mean to startle you or anything, but all this blood spurting about everywhere is actually mine!" -badly hurt

"Don't forget to raise me..." -dies

Does viconia say that?

Does viconia say that? </font>[/QUOTE]Nay, it's the last thing the Pirate Lord says to his mistress.

Anything said by the polite, eloquent, insane githyanki in Waukeen's Promenade. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

I like Minsc's comment when talking to Delon: "I will cut your foes into little foe-shaped chunky bits"! And later he says, "No Minsc has never been crazy, no sir! Being inside out was bad enough!"

that githyanki appears anywhere doesn't he?
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if you goto the saughan city and take this blade from saemon, the githyanki should appear in the first place inside athkatla you go after the underdark shouldn't he? hes appeard in the docks once for me, and once in the government district.

Yep, that's how it's scripted. Though for some strange reason, the promenade is the only place i see him. [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] ;)

I think the whole dialogue in the upper room of the Den of the Seven Vales is pretty funny too.

Smaeluv Orcslicer: "For the last time Amon, if your familiar calls me Smelly one more time I'm going to chop him up in chunky familiar bits!" (something like that)

Pooky: "Eek! Master! Smelly is threatening Pooky again!"

Sorcerer Amon: "Don't worry Pooky, I will protect you. As for you, Smaeluv, threaten my familiar again and I will fry you." (something like that)

And then Brennan Riisling trying to suss things just before the fighting starts.

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