Weclome to the Bar Malavon. My name name is Angel and these are my two life long friends Kors Bloodaxe and Elminster the Sage. In case you were wondering about my wings I am one of the Winged Elves from Evermeet.

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Hey malavon my names caleb in and out of character.....angel just pasted those wings on to herselff but humor her.

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[This message has been edited by caleb (edited 05-20-2001).]

"You little sh*thead Caleb", Angel tells him do you want Elminster to bash you around again you little termit.

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Caleb the monk concentrates hard and forces elminster out of his mind and fell back to the ground......unfortunately he landed before his throne of scone and is now pinned under it. "Ohhhhhhh why did it have to land on THAT half of me"

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Elminster lifts the throne with a spell but before he does he tells Caleb to behave. Once Caleb agrees to that Elminster lifts throne up off of Caleb and puts the throne to rights.

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With all these new faces around its getting harder and harder to keep up with all the carry on but they wont get away with anything while im herehttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

artemis looks at his city map looking for the nearest ladys changing room. He'd had some good ideas what to use the hat for.

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tessa walks up to the bar and orders some evermeet ale just to try some. then she asks what artemises and her tab is seeing it hasn't ever been payed

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Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF
jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats

Hello Cloudy!
Of course we have a bartender here, as a matter of fact, we have the best! Lord Shield is just taking a break from all these squabbling boneheads http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif for some time, but I'm sure he'll be at your service soon. Meanwhile, I'm sure our lovely barmaids Sil and Gamora will serve you any foods or drinks you can think of. May I suggest the Elvenmead with honey, a slice of lemon and a sprig of fairyflower? It's a personal favorite. Or perhaps some sparkle-ale is more to your liking? If you want anybody's underpants pulled over their heads just say so. After all, I'm the official Entertainment Elf around here, and I must say pulling killer's underpants over his head turned out very entertaining...teehee http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif
Artemis and Tessa, your bar tab has been paid once from that bag of gold, so it's not too bad yet. You can discuss the details with Lord Shield when he returns!
Oh, and Memnoch, if you frequent the bar incognito, don't get worked up on Ed Greenwood ok dear? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Let's just say some people have no taste http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Kivan returns with a large sack filled with dead gibberlings, he then takes a hammer and some nails and nails them to the ceiling.

After nailing the gibberlings to the ceiling he leaves again because he is still in the mood for a fight, and if he fights in the bar he will just lose his weapons.

Ok guys, I'm back here now! This happens everytime I go to sleep (UK time) - I wake up and there's another two and a half pages of people smacking each other around. I shall indeed have to check weapons at the door. I may enforce an Anti-Magic field, but I don't want to dampen the effects of healing or half my drinks
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Malavon, part of the bar has now got tropical/colourful plant life in it. Mel likes this area. I have just fitted some tables there (naturally grown rather than built - that's why they took so long to arrive). Mel is on the staff here. Her specialties are wedgies/atomic wedgies and bungee wedgies. She's the sweetest dutch fey you will ever meet
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I agree with the Ed Greenwood comments, but it's not Elminster's fault his creator was such a wazzock. In fact, Elminster here gets embarassed when you talk about that egocentric geek
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OK, EVERYONE! I said I'd try to recreate the Evermeet Ale but without the ridiculous price stamp it has at the moment. I call this version "Forever Beer". I'm dishing out free samples at the moment. Evermeet retails at 200gp a tankard (180 here), but this one should not cost more than 60, and I think it's just as good).

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