So long as i get his stupid hat with head attached so i can nail it to the wall and hang a sign on it that says THOU SHALT NOT BE A MUNCHKIN

------------------
http://www.ffnet.net/ff7/images/cloud.gif

Being tired of hearing everyone talking Kivan decides that by removing the topic of their conversation he can end it, he sneaks up on Elminster who is telekinetically tossing Caleb across the room, and swings his Vorpal Blade at him, he makes a critical hit and Elminster fails his Saving throw vs. Death and loses his head which rolls across the floor.

Elminster is talking? Gee, this looks like the start of another fabulous Ed Greenwood novel. Will Caleb become a force to be reckoned with? Will Link manage to prevent Greenwood getting sued by Nintendo? Will Killer finally discover the location of the missing half of his brain? And will Melusine become the next 'Greenwood Girl'? If that .sig's anything to go by, the smart money is on the Melusine Trilogy being produced in a month or so...

Tancred

Yes, it's the lowest form of wit, but I don't think this merits irony.

[This message has been edited by Tancred (edited 05-19-2001).]

ICC

You guys are asking for a fight you will lose. When Elminster, Angel, Kors and Mystra get to getter nothing can stop them.


OCC

His books are really good that is my oppinion. Everyone is entiled to their own oppinion. So just leave it at that.

------------------
http://angelfire.com/rpg/castletainly/gifs/ps5.gif http://kung_lao.tripod.com/blade.gif http://angelfire.com/rpg/evermeet/wingedsword.gif

I Elminster was a wuss but to fall to the likes of Kivan?
I shave using a vorpal sword.

Where did i drop those gold pieces again?

OOC- Seriously, a critical isn't that hard, and neither is making a sure failure on you saving throw.

caleb lands on the floor for just a second then elminsters head regenerates and hes back to being tossed around.

------------------
http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprinc...ages/sign2.gif Welcome to hell.

Kivan pours oil on his Vorpal Blade and ignites it(Fire=zero regeneration), Kivan repeats his miraculous attack and Elminster his failed saving throw vs death, and his(Elminster's) head rolls across the floor once again.

OCC
I will answer this one for Lord Shield. Seeing as he is not here

ICC

Just is Kivan is about to take a swing at Elminster. The bartender lifts his hand and the sword disappears from Kivan's hand and ends up in the bartenders hand and he puts it behind the counter. He them bellows out "All Weapons will be check in at the door from now on because it seems that everyone who comes here is looking for a fight."

------------------
http://angelfire.com/rpg/castletainly/gifs/ps5.gif http://kung_lao.tripod.com/blade.gif http://angelfire.com/rpg/evermeet/wingedsword.gif

[This message has been edited by BladeMaster (edited 05-19-2001).]

Kivan grumbles something about his Vorpal Blade coming from the hoard of a Red Dragon and then goes outside looking for some gibberlings to slaughter and nail to the ceiling of the bar.