Ross, if you mean this thread and the other three (or was it two?) totalled up. Eehh I'd say pretty close to 1000, but not quite.

At any rate the senate declared the kobold as a food source. (If you really want to eat them.) There have been some workable recipes developed. And all attempts at Kobold's World Konquest have been put down efficiently with no casualties to those of a non-food group disposition :D .

Weren't we going to talk about Xvarts?

we were, but is it really worth it??

We're still waiting to hear back from Legolas on that, but really do we need another 900+ posts consisting of anything from page and a half long dissertations to one liner [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] ? All for larger than average, ugly smurfs?

well Im gona say no on that one!

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KOBOLDS: THE GOOD POINTS
They provide us with flame arrows
a good discussion topic
fun for all the family
target practice
burgers
beanbags
and evil pets/gaurd things

KOBOLDS: THE BAD POINTS
They have flame arrows
They are annoying
They use us for target practice
They taste awful IMHO
They squeak

Dr. DS has come to the following conclusion:
The kobold population must be kept down, through being eaten and shot, so that they don't destroy humans/elves/other decent races. However, we must not completly kill them, otherwise what would we laugh at? Squeaky reptiles are funny. However, eating them in burgers is not advisable, you don't know where they've been.
They are good at warding off burglars, because whhile they try to make contact with them, you can blow their heads off. And they breed like flys, so you can always get another one.
As for Xvarts, I met one of them the other day, stupid blue smurf...

[ 11-16-2003, 05:05 AM: Message edited by: Dragonshadow ]

that is actually a very good summary, I thought a good one would be much longer but that one comes out well. Maybe a bit less sarcasm in the good/bad points might be a bit better, but apart from that....

For anyone who still thinks we should have more discussion Il put the links up to the other two posts and maybe then they'l change their mind!

The first one

And the second!

HAHA your trying to kill the post but your instagating at the same time....but i must agree why would anyone like a kobold anyway...except for another kobold or someone that looks like one!

I wasn't aware I was being sarcastic...