A Floridian, a New Yorker and a Canadian are in a bar one
night having a beer. The New Yorker drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air,he pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In New York our glasses are so cheap that we don't
need to drink from the same one twice".

The Canadian [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says "In Canada we have so much sand to make the glasses
that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either".

The Floridian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and
drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
the New Yorker and the Canadian. He says "In Florida we have so many New Yorkers and Canadians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice".
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A quickie poll of persons interested in such things - should I keep on excavating the ol' chamber, or just make new posts or pile on to those that are jokes content already? post and let me know....and have a verry merry xmas.

btw, if the choice is to let the chamber slide into the misty past, you might want to text format it and save the contents, 'cause I DARE anyone to read even a half page without turning that mean ol' frown upside down - reading a bunch of jokes is a great way to start the day, or improve a bummer 'tude... :D