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Amen Dron...
oh, and I'M WEARING SHORTS! FUZZY BOY IS WEARING SHORTS! RUN FOR THE HILLS! |
I have a horrible skin disease. I think they called it a farmers tan. :D
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*blinks* never heard of this disease....
An electric fence animal??? Why? |
maybe he got it from playing with too much fire. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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I wasn't sure the English were able to tan, maybe thats why you've never heard of the infamous farmers tan. :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Anyways a farmers tan occurs when you get enough exposure to the sun to get *gasp* a sun tan. The catch being you where you tend to where a T-shirt at all times outside. This causes you to tan from the neck up, and from the mid-upper arms down. Tanning on the legs depends on whether you've been wearing pants or shorts. I usually wear shorts so I'm tan from the knees to about and inch above my ankles. Everything else is pale. (not pasty, but definately not tan.) |
Two Estonians are talking in a bar.
"Did you know that our German friend has 2 assholes?" "Where did you find that out?" "Whenever the three of us come to this bar, the barman shouts "Look, there's the German with two assholes!" |
LoL uss...I once relieved myself in a sink at school, and i teacher walked in...it ws a very strange occurance
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I look left and I look right. What do I see? A huge wall blocking my path. I try knocking down the wall with a huge hammer. but the hammer broke within the first two knocking. I try blasting the wall with dynamites but it couldn't even scratch the wall. I feel angry and tried a brainstorming session. While deep on my thoughts I notice on the far side of the wall there's a door there. what? a door? why didn't I notice it before? so I open the door and I can continue on my path.
Now what's the reason of me writing these things? I don't know. Maybe I just need to let something out. it's been buggering me for quite sometime. |
yes
though I feel bad about one word posting the word "yes," so you all will just have to imagine me saying "yes" and absolutely nothing else. If you can't, then you have no imagination, and I think that you should just hold up your hand to the computer monitor to cover up everything but the word "yes," and try to ignore the obvious fact that there is more than the word "yes: behind your hand. |
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