I didn't answer because I didn't want to disappoint, much less humiliate you...hell, I'd pick Lord Raptor over you any time... now *that's* a real man...er....chicken http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

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Tancred: I swear to God I would be willing to pay you money for posting here!!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif I have LMAO at your post with the discussion between you and the sword... why don't you introduce me to him?



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Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
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Your voice is ambrosia

Lord Shield gently bangs a tankard on the counter. "Ok, folks I have an announcement to make"
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When he has everybody's attention
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"Moiraine has returned from the struggle - she is BACK WITH US - let's throw a PARTY!!!!"
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

Angel says to tiddles as she scratches him behind his ear "Good boy we should get rid of all of those nasty Cowled Wizards."

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What are there more of them back, I brought lots of fireballs for everybody.

Did the dog eat their eyeballs if not i want them so I can throw them into peoles drinks while their not looking.

Tancred thats the funniest thing ive read in a while and if you like ill help you beat the swordup (dont ask me how)


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CAreful. Tancred has magical underwear (gold, silver and in future Nickel) and his sword may know how to invoke their powers

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

Angel hears this and starts laughing so hard that she falls off of her chair and tiddles starts licking her face.

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Oh yes we fear the pantaloons, everyone beware the pantaloons are here.


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What the hell happened to my signature

Oh its ok again sorry thinks just went a little odd on my computer for a second

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The door opens, painfully slowly. With deliberate steps, Tancred walks into the room. His face is blank and unreadable, but his eyes burn with suppressed anger.
Keen observers note his armour is blackened, his face is tanned raw, and his eyebrows are missing.
As he goes, the sword can be heard, speaking in a quiet voice:
"Okay, look, I'm sorry, ok? I'm really, really really sorry. Just say something? Please? Anything? I'm sorry..."

Tancred doesn't speak until he reaches a table, sits down, and yells 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGH!' to the world at large.


OOC: <bows> I'm glad you all liked it folks! I aim to entertain. Oh, and Melusine... I could really use the cash. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif