Aye... Playing cards is great... But never play with Paladin.. They have all kinds of tricks how to loot your cash in card came. No offense Radiant Heart http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Perhaps we could bake cookies?

I dunno - The Radiant Heart have been frowning at me ever since I catapulted the bound minotaurs into their HQ http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/frown.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif - and as for the giant cauldron of poo on the Cowled Wizards - for those of you newer BTW, this was in the first BG2 Bar thread - we ended up wiping out every last Cowled Wizard in the ensuing war

A belligerent dwarf blunders into the Bar - looking sternly at the patrons "Which one of you blathering ■■■■■-whipped morons is the hardest?"

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OOC: Hmm.. Well... We can have my home be attacked by something. Hey, LS, I just read an article in Dragon magazine, about antogonist Celestials, and I think having a Solar pop up would be cool (for those of you who don't know what one is, it is the greatest Celestial-being, one step below Deities). Of course, you do know that wise DM's only use Solars to alter the course of a campaign.. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

And is impossible to kill with a simple wand.. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Jabidas turns to the surly dwarf and exclaims do you like jellybabies too, oh good! Ill have you know Im a 200 foot tall monkey lich that or im a delusional elven sorcerer who thinks hes a monkey lich,strange idea or strangest idea of all Im a guy sitting at a computer typing all this because Im bored. One of the above is a lie not 2 so thatll keep you guessing, eh, eh.

Anyway I dont feel like pulling your beard so hears a drink, now go play.

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Encard zaps himself into the Bar and accidentally lands on the dwarf, who promptly picks him up, throws him at a table (over which he begins levititating), and pulls out his axes.

Surly Dwarf: You bloody stupid... something! I'll cut your head from yer neck and hang it on my wall!

Encard: Err... Eh... Not very nice of you...

The surly dwarf swings an axe at Encard, which is parried by Encard's new sword. Encard immediately zaps the dwarf with his Wand of Green Goo Type Stuff, causing a blob of sticky, thick green goo to appear around the dwarf and hold him in place. Encard floats back seveal paces as the dwarf growls and spits insults at him.

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OOC: Just a question and a commment, for Encard. What level do you consider your character to be? Because only really experienced adventurers would possess so many wands..

OOC: Hmm... I haven't thought about it too much, actually. Probably something around... hmm... maybe high twenties or so on 2nd edition rules. 28 or something around there. Let's just say I stumbled onto a large cache of wands earlier on in my travles... a LARGE cache of wands... Very nice wands... *grin* Hmm... Yes, high twenties is probably about right, also considering the fact I've created several nice spells.

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High twenties? That is considered godly.. Rhazor is only around level 8-10..

High twenties is godly? Hmm... Are you sure?

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