Edwin: "Well, curses. I don't understand this spell scroll at all. Minsc, could you come over here and help me figure this out?" Thats the best 1 i think

MINSC: I didn't realise a hamster wasn't just for Christmas; I must give him to someone worthy. Edwin?

ANOMEN: So your father is Bhaal, eh? ::Sniffle:: your all so lucky...

<font color="#FFFFFF">~snip~

DSlaytern] Nothing raunchy. ;) </font>

[ 07-31-2003, 07:46 PM: Message edited by: Dundee Slaytern ]

HAHA! so this topic's up again!

Ooookay, let me add mine:
Ellesime: YES! Let's destroy MY city Suldenessellar Joneleth!

Why did I have to bring it back...sigh...

neeber: u no what i kinda depressed, i wana little quiet time

Minsc: What are you staring at me like that for? I know Boo is just a hamster!

Jaheira: What say we go burn down the Harper stronghold?

Aerie: Well, after a few more beers, I should start flying again! *burp*

PC to Aerie: OKOK Aerie! Just 3 more ales,and then you can have the Red Bull! (snicker, I wanna see her fly now, snicker)

Jaheira over Khalids almost dead body in the dungeons: Wana nother bolt to the head arshole, I always liked Xzar better anyway!(besides he works magic while we REST)

I remember a post about Aerie tied to a chair, and somebody tempting her with Red Bull...I need to find that thread =Þ

Irenicus: "Vita mortis rartio...No, that's not it. Vita...mortis...lario! No, not that either..."

That was SixOfSpades' I'm STILL a naughty boy thread. Check the sticky at the top of the page.

That was SixOfSpades' I'm STILL a naughty boy thread. Check the sticky at the top of the page. </font>[/QUOTE]I thought that was on Worse Things You've Done to a NPC thread? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

Taken from Six's "I'm STILL a naughty boy"

Aerie: Ah, Aerie. Sweet, naive, innocent little Aerie. First we tied her to a chair and made her watch as we collectively drank three cases of Red Bull (damned Korgan won the drinking contest), and then we gave her the Rod of Terror and had her LITERALLY beat herself to death with an Ugly Stick. In front of Quayle, of course.

Mazzy: "Just leave the money on the nightstand on your way out."


I thought Nalia: "Get away from me, you filthy common swine! Are you too stupid to know I'm so much better than you? See the ring? SEE THE GODDAMN RING!?! Go cry to Ilmater if you want pity!"

was the best *chuckles*

Yes,that`s a good one certanly. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Firkraag: "I tricked you into coming here so that I could kill you. Let's fight."

Aerie: Viconia, will you marry me?

Viconia: Aerie, you must tell me your recipe for that Chicken Pot Pie you made last night! It's to die for!

Edwin: *To Valygar* Does this robe make me look sophisticated, or slutty? (You better answer slutty you sexy man!)

Valygar: Mazzy, how many times have I told you, a squire doesn't do that without Minsc's hamster!

Irenicus: *Singing* Has anyone told you you're my heeerrrooooo?

Yoshimo: You can have this ring back sir, I swear never to steal again.

Imoen: Dryads!? Let's take a torch and see how well they burn!!

Nalia: You know what, Isea looks cute from a certain angle. Maybe I should marry him!

A few more:

Anomen: Jan, did I ever inform you that you would look delicious in one of my sister's dresses?

Thread Necromancy! Again! You ressurected both threads. I`m still a naughty boy thread and this! For Ao`s sake stop!

I REMEMBER THIS THREAD!!!!! Oh, sweet Sune, I burst out laughing all over again when I read some of these... and realized I had been laughing not only at things I had read before, but laughed at some of my own things. How sick is that?