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I counted...

Do you believe that?

[ 04-10-2005, 07:48 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]

No.

Why do I not believe that?

Because blank CDs are being created and thrown away every second so the number would have changed when Jorath was done counting them.

Can you make a real cat from two possible cats?

depends, are they both male?

[ 04-10-2005, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: burnzey boi ]

....

why is there no question in burnzey boi's post?

There was one, but it was caught in a timewarp.

What if you had tastebuds on your elbows?

We'd get used to the taste of our clothes.

What if we had no chest?

Then women would have to develope much more interesting personality... [img]smile.gif[/img]

If a tree fall in the middle of a forrest and lands on the cast of the Scooby Doo movies, would anyone care?

yes, but i don't think anyone cares if anyone cares about it., if you know what i mean [img]tongue.gif[/img]

jujubox?

Er... no.

Why aren't there any more Fred's and Sallys?

[ 04-10-2005, 05:48 PM: Message edited by: Sir Goulum ]

Same reason there aren't more Nickodemuses and Myrtles...people don't want to @%^$ up their kids.

If yesterday was tomorrow and today never happened, what time is lunch?

If its a leap year then its frog.

Who the what when the where why how?

Pickles.

If you pickle other things than pickles, then why don't we call them pickles?

Because you don't picle other things than pickles, you marinate them...


Should I be ashamed of contributing to this thread...?

No, but you probably shouldn't tell anybody about it either. They might make you feel ashamed.

What if human blood were sweet like honey?

Wouldn't matter, it already tastes good......

What is it that makes people do those things?

Peer pressure

Why do we have to pay for water?

We do? well I don't at least... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Is it art?

Is the space pope reptilian?

Should we all stop posting in here before we get in trouble?

no we should post until we ALMOST get into trouble. until then it's fine

if the sandman throws sand at you to make one sleep, then shouldn't all the people at the beach be drowning?

Depends on the time of day

If golden retreivers weren't retrievers, would they still be golden retrievers?

I sorta meant bottled water, but w/e.

As long as they aren't golden showers, who cares?

What does leprechaun taste like?

cheese

what is the mixuture of cheese and lerechaun?

Cheesechaun.

What does that taste like?

Chicken. Everything tastes like chicken.

Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

I said so.

How late is too late?

whenever i say so.


Whose hands are your life in?

someones, i lost count

where am i now?

[ 04-15-2005, 02:04 AM: Message edited by: Azeral ]

Luke's domain of laptop jelousy

How does a stapler staple?

With great effort. And aid from the magic Pickle.

Why do call more than one goose geese and not more than one moose meese?

Because it's all in your head?

What was eating Gilbert Grape?

Probably his mom.

If you could live the life of any famous, now-dead painter, who would it be?

Van Gogh, so I could cut off my own ear.

What do you get when a peanut crosses the street and gets squashed?

Peachup?

Iflem noogatsa trogisaie flegen?

gooetm grrab uterm footum

what the heck did i just say?

Gooetm grrab uterm footum, obiously.

What does it really mean?

The Goat grabbed the uterus's foot?

Is it Klingonese?

[ 04-16-2005, 04:04 PM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]

No.

Pig latin?

Possibly.

Isn't it safe to conclude his foot got stuck in his mouth when he tried to say something in this thread?

More likely a goat stuck its foot in his mouth.

Who would win in a fight: Odin, Ra or Zeus?