*puts stuffed parrot on shoulder, staple guns it in place*

First Swabby, Simgar the Sailor reporting for duty....SAH! *smacks himself in face while saluting, stumbles backwards, falls off boat into water*

[ 01-20-2005, 03:10 AM: Message edited by: Sigmar ]

arr, i be captian, and surely this challenger is no match for me! captian of Ye Ol Pirate Crew! now name your game!

Who be ye who threatens ar' good captin'? Be on yer way ye scurvy crow, or ye be feelin' ar' wrath say I! We'll not let ar' captin' be fightin' alone I be thinkin'.

I be with ye captin'


--Kestrel--

arr, me crews behind me,!! no way to loose now, now what do ye say now, seadog!

*Desperately resists lowering the tone with a seaman joke*

*A large ship, with black sails appears on the horizon with Intrepid as the captain, and sails toward the "ye ol pirate" crew's ship*

Cannon's at the ready men!
This miserable ship shall fall to out might!

Surrender your goods, all pirated software and your Wendy, and you may survive long enough to hit the water!

Yarr!

Capt'n look, look ever yonder! Another bleedin' ship! Ready the' cannons says I. We d'not want t' be caught unawares I be thinkin'. What say ye capt'n?

*Draws his two rapiers and cocks his hat back slightly*

Im with ye capt'n, come on men, get yer arms ready!


--Kestrel--

Arrr, afore ye git to the plunderin' 'n the pillagin'....the shootin' 'n the killin....got room for another lass on board?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...r/violet01.jpg

Sorry that edit took so long lol...got called away from pc!!

Argh...nevermind...no time to play today. sorry.

[ 01-21-2005, 01:22 PM: Message edited by: Violet ]

Arrr...another boat eh? all Me Pirated software and WENDY? NEVER!!! Now mind ye and look at ye boat.. err..ship....

now now, we be pointing cannons already? be if ye look, ye cannonballs been taken away...guess what?

<big> Ye Got Pirated! </big>

hahahaa,(get it? like "you got served? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] )

now ye cannon balls in me canons, and they're pointing at ye! best ye run away ye seadog!

[ 01-21-2005, 02:02 PM: Message edited by: Spirits forever ]

<font size=4><font color=lightblue>ARRRRRR! What be all this commotion for? Can't ye scurvy sea dogs see that yer under attack by the dread pirate Lyle?</font></font>

Arrgh, fire the cannons, me mateys. We'll blow yar ship to smithereens! Pieces o' eight for everyone!

Yarrr...

Frogs can take sharks on, as long as they hit the gym.

http://www.strengthtech.com/photos/miscp/frog.jpg

I am with ya captain Spirits! Who wants a taste of me pistol?

Come on ya dogs, just try it!


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Arr, tha' be th' spirit. Now come on ye salt-brained foo's, ar' ye gonna fight or ar' ye gonna run says I? We hav' a plunderin' schedule to keep to hurry it up wi' yer decision!


--Kestrel--

LMAO...but..they're still tiny and they're still...well frogs~!


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another new character e? Welcome aboard Jimmy,normally i'd make you do somthing impressive..but Jimmy Joe Jamboree is just too great of a name to pass [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

and Kestrel..that wasn't supposed to be a pun on me name , now was it?

now grab your weapons and get ready to serve pirate power!

I be not but a humble pirate says I. I ne'er heard of e' 'pun' before! Is it some kinda drink?

Arr, avast ye blitherin' dotards, have at ye!


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Heheh, nice PotC reference there ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img]


--Kestrel--

[ 01-21-2005, 08:38 PM: Message edited by: Kestrel Daystar ]

You know, to be a pirate and be on a ship for a long time, means you gotta drink your own urine.

Carry on...

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

really Lady z? since you know this, you must oviously be talking through experience eh [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]


haha, kestrel, you catch on nicely

and well a pun is a play on words, and i was referring to when you said. "that's the spirit!"
and i'm spirits XD/...see the similarity [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 01-21-2005, 08:50 PM: Message edited by: Spirits forever ]

Ah, I be seein' yer meanin' capt'n (I knew, just being a pirate, heheh ;) ). Ye truly are a master o' knowledge my good sir, no wonders ye be the captain o' this fair ship I be thinkin'.

Me own urine? Nay lass, I ne'er be doin' such a thing. I got enough booze t' be lastin' me for a whole two months or more! An if that not be enough, I will just be drinkin' the fresh sea water, it puts hair on yer chest!


--Kestrel--

Well, my urine is probably 100% pure alcohol, so bottoms up mateys. :D

SpiritsForever - No never been on a ship before, I read that in Ye Old Pirate Chronicles. :D

And alcohol dehydrates, so yall are goin down. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Death by your own urine! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] I'd go for the seawater if it were me rather than urine, at least I'll get blitzed and hallucinate, a little fun before I fall into the sea and drown myself, and I won't even be able to tell when I do that either LOL. :D

<font size=4><font color=lightblue>*Fires cannon at everyone*

Time for a broadside, me mateys! Swing the bow 'round and let's give 'er another!</font></font>

Look ou' mateys! Brace yerselves! Incoming!!

*The cannonball flies past and knocks his hat off*

Wha--? Ye bleedin' turtle-brained Idjit! Ye knocked off me bleedin' hat! Thats it now ye pile of seagull droppings, yer in fer a world o' pain says I!

Ready th' cannons 'n fire at that bleedin' ship!! Pistols at th' ready men! *Goes to pick up his hat, swooshes it round and places it back on his head* Now I be mad!


--Kestrel--

Arrrrrr

Prepare to be boarded ye scurvy dogs!

*the large ship upon being fired upon, begins returning fire*

Yarr!!

you will regret the day you and your miserable crew had the nerve to enter my waters!

*a swarm of dirty, evil looking pirates scurries about on the deck of "Excelcior" (the black sailed ship) preparing for the coming battle*

*looks confused*

Arr? there's three ships now?,.....well okay,
ye two can duke it out, we'll wait..
but you know since ye shot at us, we be gitin' no choice but to shoot at yer boat [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ye ol pirate crew fire canons~!

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Prepare to be boarded......

*Lyle's Pirate ship Revenant abruptly sinks, with the holes in it from the battle. All my pirates scramble into the waters and swim toward your vessels.

Arrr...shouldn't have cheaped out in favor of the high-speed internet...yarrrrgh

*Holds his sword against Lyle the Pirate's neck* Arr, now ye have two choices matey! Ye can die by me sword ye can, or ye can be joinin' us and aidin' us 'gainst these ruffian on that there black sailed ship!

Now, wha' is it t' be?


--Kestrel--

*Thrusts In The Direction Of A Tavern Wench*

"Want to see why my roger is so Jolly?"

*The water suddenly boils and rocks the ships back and forth, as a blackened warship emerges from the depths, lead by an undead pirate crew*

Arrr! Ye be a'trespassin on my waters! Now ye be sufferin the wrath of Gagrene! *gives a decayed grin*

Have at you! *The crew begins to board the ships*

because you are undead, it means you have been killed before... beaten before like the worthless runts that you are, and, by some mircale were given a second chance


I won't give you a third!!!


prepare to return to oblivian!

Wonder where Rikard went? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
You know, the one
who started this
thread to begin
with.

:D

me first mate? he be sleeping in the back after a nice drink, he's missing out tho XD

beaumanoir...(spelling?) why is your rodger jolly? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

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*arr* proceed with the fighting pillaging and pirating..

Lucky begger. Sleepin' while th' rest of us 'ave to battle agains' th' Gods kno' what!

--Kestrel--

<font color=lightblue><font size=5>I choose death!</font></font>

I mean...umm...nevermind....

*sits down and removes eyepatch, revealing perfectly healthy eye*

I'm no good at this.

Well we could allways just stop the fighting, you that have lost your ship can come aborad and we can just drink ourselves stupid.

whadd' ya say mateys!?

Avast ye lubbers, aye!

arn't we already doing that? *hic*

*awwrrrr* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Break out th' ale n rum me friends! Sounds like a plan says I!

*Grabs a bottle of rum and swigs in down in one*

Arr, that be good rum!

--Kestrel--

Arrrg. This thread is still going on. I am rubber and you are glue? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]