Sharpen yer nails love, I could take ya anytime [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

YAY!

13% Bastard!
7% Tard!

EDIT:
How others compare:
0% (same as you)
2% (less bastard than you)
98% (more bastard than you)

[ 03-06-2004, 11:35 AM: Message edited by: Jaradu ]

ROTFLMAO :D Yeah I love you too! ;)

Now that *was* bitchy, BTW - dangle prospect of catfight in front of poor IW males... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

ROTFLMAO :D Yeah I love you too! ;)

Now that *was* bitchy, BTW - dangle prospect of catfight in front of poor IW males... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]:D

Tbh I don't know how I scored so high, I always thought I was nice and laid back. :(
Now the girl who glassed my mate in the face the other night, that's what I call bitchy. :(
Or maybe I just mean psychotic.

I don't know why I scored like I did either - I don't think I've ever been considered a bitch by anyone. Ah well.
I think you mean psychotic, BTW! Whoa.. is your friend OK??

Yeah he's fine, he bled like a stuck pig tho, when I got home I realised my hair was all caked up with dried blood :eek:

They stitched him up fine, bit of nerve damage but they think he'll be OK, not too bad. He's in good spirits. [img]smile.gif[/img]

69% bastard
45% tard............but i knew that already

43% bastard!
24% of which is Tard

damn I was even hinest when I answered!

[ 03-06-2004, 12:46 PM: Message edited by: Svaerdhelgon ]

50% Bastard
28% tard.

Now what is a tard?

19% bastard...19 of twenty other people are bigger bastards than me! But, by posting that, I probably gained a little bastard...Thank you Ironworks Forum!

56% bitch! And they didn't even take sarcasm or clawlike nails into account...

I really like thespark.com... It's great when you have a group of people with nothing to do. It passes the time quite well.

Now I'm just wondering if someone will come along with a higher score than I.

((Just watch someone nice like Cloudy come along and beat us all...))

((((DISCLAIMER: I am NOT calling Cloudy a bitch! I'm saying it would be amusing if someone so lovely would get a 'better' score than the rest of us))))

Apparently i'm the biggest bastard around so far. Must be because of a difficult childhood. :D

I'm oly 33% Bastard. I take that Johnny has a lot to be ashamed about :D .

[ 03-06-2004, 01:42 PM: Message edited by: Gab ]

Not really, bastards aren't that easily ashamed.

The results are in. You are certifiably:
18% bitch!
which is lower than the worldwide average 38%

How others compare:
0% (same as you)
5% (less bitchy than you)
95% (bitchier than you)

Is this good or bad on a man? :D

Anyone got lower than me yet?

72% bastard!
41% of which is Tard


The worldwide average is 44% bastard.


How others compare:
0% (same as you)
4% (more bastard than you)
96% (less bastard than you)

33%, 18% Tard.
By Tard, do they mean terd, retard or something?

Damn we have a lot of bastards and bitches in here! Tard is the 2nd syllable of bastard, what else? That sentence about % tard is pointless.

Maybe Tard is short for retard, but to be politically correct they couldn't call it that?

This is a bull$hit test anyway.

I prefer the purity/corruption tests - I always do well in those :D Or should that be I do badly?

mmmmmm.

Hmmm...a purity/corruption test?

But to be bad, don't you have to be really good, nudge, nudge, wink, wink...if you know what I mean. ;)

So to do good in that test you have to be bad, but to be bad you have to be good. Now I've just confused myself.

I'm good at being bad ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

It's down to practice LOL :D

51% bastard, 29% tard.

Judging by the results, perhaps the name of the thread should have been "*YOU* are a bastard" :D

What I wanna know is, how does having tattoos make me a bastard? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

It's easy:
"When I'm good I'm really, really good. But when I'm bad I'm better."

<font color=pink>37% bitch, lower than the worldwide 38% bitch, LOL :D </font>

I thought you'd get higher, but this from a guy who easily gets annoyed with you.

[ 03-06-2004, 10:56 PM: Message edited by: Gab ]

Well as I mentioned before, a lot of questions were "have you ever" type questions, and so I answered a lot of them re what I "had ever" throughout my life, including my younger years. I'm quite a lot different now than what I was at like say, 18, so I feel the test isn't accurate in that it isn't "current" if that makes sense.

LOL, dunno Arledrian, maybe tattoos are evil LOL, same as fake nails apparently re the "bitch" version LOL [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

blah, I got a 42% in the test. Again, fine for my past, I agree wholeheartedly, but now? Nope.

stabbed with a Glen Fiddich bottle then was he? [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img]
seriously, glad he's not too badly cut up [img]smile.gif[/img] had some drunk ass kid hit me over the head with a beer bottle last weekend, didn't smash but left a sore bump and it split me 'ed open [img]tongue.gif[/img] not too huge though and the scab'll peel off in the next couple days.

you're a bigger bitch than I am a bastard nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I'm a nice guy [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]

I thought you'd get higher, but this from a guy who easily gets annoyed with you. </font>[/QUOTE]<font color=pink>What?! I annoy you? I dont annoy anyone [img]graemlins/littleangel.gif[/img]

I'm proud of my bitchiness ;) :D </font>

I've got a big pool of mud and a video camera, they're ready when you two are ;)

[ 03-07-2004, 03:59 AM: Message edited by: The Hierophant ]

<span style="color: lightblue">15% bastard,
8% tard.
0% same; 97% more.

40% Bastard
22% Tard
:D

Damn? Where abouts did this happen man? Christchurch square? Many many drunken fools there. Were u able to repay the favour to the miserable little punk?

Damn? Where abouts did this happen man? Christchurch square? Many many drunken fools there. Were u able to repay the favour to the miserable little punk? </font>[/QUOTE]Cashel Mall just after 3am and three little snots started making racist comments towards a kuwaiti chick I was with and her boyfriend pushed one of them and it was on... they run away after a beating but me and Zainabs guy got a bit bruised and battered ourselves :/

Hey! half of me is a bastard half not, you just have to guess wich half? [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]


The results are in. You are certifiably:

50% bastard!
28% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:
2% (same as you)
28% (more bastard than you)
70% (less bastard than you)

That sucks man. But I'm glad you were able to give them some sting [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]