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Lord Starshadow 11-16-2002 07:01 PM

If I remember correctly (and I haven't seen a Canadian nickel in long time), I believe there's a beaver on the "tails" side.

Animal 11-16-2002 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by True_Moose:
I don't even know that Animal! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Oh great, my army of Canadians is falling apart! Where's Sir Goulum?
Yo! Sir G. Front and centre!!
Take the Moose out back and give him a face wash in that snowbank over there!

Animal 11-16-2002 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by Lord Starshadow:
If I remember correctly (and I haven't seen a Canadian nickel in long time), I believe there's a beaver on the "tails" side.
Since, True_Moose didn't know and he's Canadian, we're giving you honourary status in the Ironworks Canadian Army. Your first mission, should you decide to accept it, is to find Lord of Alcohol and make sure that he's spammed for his insolence against us.
True_Moose, after Sir G. has finished with that face wash, see what you can do about rounding up some beavers. We're gonna need about 100 or so, but make sure you don't get them too close to the Canada Geese. I have a special mission for the Canada Geese involving Lord of Alcohol's windshield!!!

Lord Starshadow 11-16-2002 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by Animal:
Since, True_Moose didn't know and he's Canadian, we're giving you honourary status in the Ironworks Canadian Army. Your first mission, should you decide to accept it, is to find Lord of Alcohol and make sure that he's spammed for his insolence against us.
Yay! Honorary member! Spam LoA. Yes sir. I'll spam him when he least expects it, sir! :D BTW, do I get a rank?

True_Moose 11-16-2002 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by Animal:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by True_Moose:
I don't even know that Animal! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Oh great, my army of Canadians is falling apart! Where's Sir Goulum?
Yo! Sir G. Front and centre!!
Take the Moose out back and give him a face wash in that snowbank over there!
</font>[/QUOTE]No not the yellow snow! [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

Can I spam to, Colonel? Plllllleeeeeeeaaaaaasssssssseeeeeee! :D

Animal 11-16-2002 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by True_Moose:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Animal:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by True_Moose:
I don't even know that Animal! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Oh great, my army of Canadians is falling apart! Where's Sir Goulum?
Yo! Sir G. Front and centre!!
Take the Moose out back and give him a face wash in that snowbank over there!
</font>[/QUOTE]No not the yellow snow! [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

Can I spam to, Colonel? Plllllleeeeeeeaaaaaasssssssseeeeeee! :D
</font>[/QUOTE]Well....okay, but go find those beavers first and if anyone asks you don't know anything about any beavers. If you run accross a mod, hide them under your parka or something.

Animal 11-16-2002 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by Lord Starshadow:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Animal:
Since, True_Moose didn't know and he's Canadian, we're giving you honourary status in the Ironworks Canadian Army. Your first mission, should you decide to accept it, is to find Lord of Alcohol and make sure that he's spammed for his insolence against us.

Yay! Honorary member! Spam LoA. Yes sir. I'll spam him when he least expects it, sir! :D BTW, do I get a rank?</font>[/QUOTE]A rank, hmmph...Seargant Major...you'll be in charge of potential new recruits and replacing all American beer with Molson Canadian, eh!

[ 11-16-2002, 07:20 PM: Message edited by: Animal ]

antryg 11-16-2002 07:21 PM

Let Canada invade. We will use the time honored technique of drawing them in and then destroying them. Bring them down to Texas and we can watch them melt in the heat. :D

Lord Starshadow 11-16-2002 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by Animal:
A rank, hmmph...Seargant Major...you'll be in charge of potential new recruits and replacing all American beer with Molson Canadian, eh!
Sir, yes sir! Can I make it Labatts instead of Molson? Though I think those Americans wouldn't know good beer from bad beer. :D They like Pabst's, for crying out loud. It's the worst beer ever made! Ever!

purre 11-16-2002 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by antryg:
Let Canada invade. We will use the time honored technique of drawing them in and then destroying them. Bring them down to Texas and we can watch them melt in the heat. :D
Your plan wont work! I will bring ice from Finland,so the Canadians wont melt! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Animal 11-16-2002 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Starshadow:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Animal:
A rank, hmmph...Seargant Major...you'll be in charge of potential new recruits and replacing all American beer with Molson Canadian, eh!

Sir, yes sir! Can I make it Labatts instead of Molson? Though I think those Americans wouldn't know good beer from bad beer. :D They like Pabst's, for crying out loud. It's the worst beer ever made! Ever!</font>[/QUOTE]Labatts will work too, after a couple they'll be so drunk they wont know what hit them. He he he he. I've almost got all the snowballs ready, we just need to wait for True_Moose to show up with beavers so we can launch the snowballs off of their tails and accross the border! We're gonna have to do something with Cloudy though, she might make it rain and melt the snowballs.

Lord Starshadow 11-16-2002 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by purre:
Your plan wont work! I will bring ice from Finland,so the Canadians wont melt! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Ooh! A special kind of ice from Finland? This I have to see. [img]smile.gif[/img]

They say don't mess with Texas, but you're in trouble from both sides! If not the Canadians here, then you'll have the Mexicans wanting their land back! And I'll be with them too!

EDIT: If Cloudy makes it rain, it might turn the snowballs to ice, but only if it rains somewhere cold. Depends on where it happens, so it could be a good or bad thing.

[ 11-16-2002, 07:33 PM: Message edited by: Lord Starshadow ]

purre 11-16-2002 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Starshadow:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by purre:
Your plan wont work! I will bring ice from Finland,so the Canadians wont melt! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ooh! A special kind of ice from Finland? This I have to see. [img]smile.gif[/img]

They say don't mess with Texas, but you're in trouble from both sides! If not the Canadians here, then you'll have the Mexicans wanting their land back! And I'll be with them too!

EDIT: If Cloudy makes it rain, it might turn the snowballs to ice, but only if it rains somewhere cold. Depends on where it happens, so it could be a good or bad thing.
</font>[/QUOTE]Yes,very special ice! [img]smile.gif[/img] And I will also invent and patent a special kind of anti-melting container for the ice.Maybe a few ones with wheels,so the Canadians can go colding up in there. :D

antryg 11-16-2002 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by purre:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lord Starshadow:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by purre:
Your plan wont work! I will bring ice from Finland,so the Canadians wont melt! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ooh! A special kind of ice from Finland? This I have to see. [img]smile.gif[/img]

They say don't mess with Texas, but you're in trouble from both sides! If not the Canadians here, then you'll have the Mexicans wanting their land back! And I'll be with them too!

EDIT: If Cloudy makes it rain, it might turn the snowballs to ice, but only if it rains somewhere cold. Depends on where it happens, so it could be a good or bad thing.
</font>[/QUOTE]Yes,very special ice! [img]smile.gif[/img] And I will also invent and patent a special kind of anti-melting container for the ice.Maybe a few ones with wheels,so the Canadians can go colding up in there. :D
</font>[/QUOTE]<font color=orange>I didn't want to do this but you've forced my hand. Break out the habenjeros Amigo's, make sure you have your fire resistant suits on. I was trying to prevent flooding but that's the price of freedom. HABENJERO'S AWAY</font>

Lord Starshadow 11-16-2002 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by antryg:
<font color=orange>I didn't want to do this but you've forced my hand. Break out the habenjeros Amigo's, make sure you have your fire resistant suits on. I was trying to prevent flooding but that's the price of freedom. HABENJERO'S AWAY</font>
Umm, hate to break it to you, but I'm Mexican, and I have no problems with those. [img]smile.gif[/img]

antryg 11-16-2002 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Starshadow:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by antryg:
<font color=orange>I didn't want to do this but you've forced my hand. Break out the habenjeros Amigo's, make sure you have your fire resistant suits on. I was trying to prevent flooding but that's the price of freedom. HABENJERO'S AWAY</font>

Umm, hate to break it to you, but I'm Mexican, and I have no problems with those. [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Oh, I agrre. The only good habenjero is the one on your food. I was using habenjeros to symbol...... oh what the heck, give me a beer and a pepper, eh.

Sir Goulum 11-16-2002 07:59 PM

*casts protection from fire on all joined in the Canadian Invasion Force* There! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Lord Starshadow 11-16-2002 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Goulum:
*casts protection from fire on all joined in the Canadian Invasion Force* There! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Er, Sir G.? I think we've broken his spirits. No need for that now.

True_Moose 11-16-2002 08:14 PM

Um, wouldn't it be better to cast "Protection from Cold" on us, Sir G? After all, it is November. ;) Or maybe a permanent "Fireshield, Blue?" [img]tongue.gif[/img]


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