Because otherwise you'd have to see ugly people wearing speedos.

Why don't moose wear speedos?

They don't come in big enough sizes.

Why does no one like the Red Wings?

<font color="cadetblue">I do. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Why can't my solo cavalier bash doors?</font>

Because he hasn't had enough spam!

Why were speedos invented?

'cuz they aren't evil.

What would happen were johnny given control of a country?

For fish bait

Will Lord Lothar's sig ever finally hit the nail on the head?

To entertain ppl like you [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Why does everyone... keep coming back to IWS [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<font color="cadetblue">Nope, he's being distracted by Kung-Fu Girl :D .

Why does time fly when you're having fun?</font>

<font color="cadetblue">World beer exports would go up.

Why are circles round?</font>

Because if they were square, they wouldn't be any fun.

Why are shapes called shapes?

[ 11-11-2002, 07:31 PM: Message edited by: Lord Starshadow ]

<font color="cadetblue">Because the guy who named them drank too much beer.

How many people live in Azerbaijan?</font>

3 and a half.

Why can't I spell today?

[ 11-11-2002, 07:36 PM: Message edited by: Lord Starshadow ]

<font color="cadetblue">Because the guy who named them drank too much beer.

How many people live in Azerbaijan?</font></font>[/QUOTE]2,456.03

Why is the human middle finger considered offensive when properly displayed? :D

<font color="cadetblue">You had too much beer.</font>

<font color="cadetblue">Because the other fingers all had purposes. [img]graemlins/finger.gif[/img]

Why are old people cranky?</font>

[ 11-11-2002, 07:40 PM: Message edited by: Lord Lothar ]

Nobody knows.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

<font color="cadetblue">Because Col. Sanders was chasing it.

Why are old people cranky?</font>

[ 11-11-2002, 07:42 PM: Message edited by: Lord Lothar ]

Because he FELT like it! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Who put the 'bop' in the 'bop shu bop shu bop'?

Old people are cranky because old cars had cranks.

I put the bop in that.

What is up with this avatar I got now?

<font color="cadetblue">Well that Drow Warrior will become a good drow ranger at 600 posts and then become an undead drow at 4200 posts.

Why were ninjas dishonorable?</font>

It's cause blue is You

Why do I see long strips of cassette or video tape film strewn on highways?

<font color="cadetblue">The workers ran out of asphalt.

Why were ninjas dishonorable?</font>

[ 11-11-2002, 07:57 PM: Message edited by: Lord Lothar ]

Ninja's aren't dishonorable. You're just not cool enough to be one. [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

You see tapes strewn all over the road because it is a conspiracy by the makers of CDs and DVDs to take over the world.

Why can't we all just get along?

<font color="cadetblue">We're too lazy.

Why is apple pie made of apples?</font>

Because there wasn't any moose available.

Why is it so cold in Canada?

Becuz if it was made out of anything else it would just be silly.

Why is someone in the kitchen with Dina?

Because it's apple pie.

What are McDonalds burgers made out of?

I think the question is, why wouldn't someone be in the kitchen with Dina? [img]smile.gif[/img] ;)

Why is it so cold in Canada?

[ 11-11-2002, 08:09 PM: Message edited by: Lord Starshadow ]

<font color="cadetblue">So people can freeze their tongues onto flagpoles.

Why did Hitler attack Russia?</font>

<font color="cadetblue">You don't want to know. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Actually I do like them a lot...

See other post for the question</font>

[quote]Originally posted by Lord Lothar:

Quote:

Why did Hitler attack Russia?</font>

A need for canned Cheese

What the square root of a pineapple?

Pi squared.

Why is there air?

<font color="cadetblue">Why an apple of course.

How many emus does it take to eat a cow?</font>

<font color="cadetblue">So the air industry can make money.

See above for question.</font>

Depends what an emus is. I sure don't know...

Why does the sun come up?

<font color="cadetblue">To give the moon a break.

How much heartburn would China get if it ate Brazil?</font>

3 tons worth.

How many fingers are you holding up?

[ 11-11-2002, 08:43 PM: Message edited by: Gabriel ]

One word, jacuzzis

Why am I still posting to this thing?

<font color="cadetblue">To give the moon a break.

How much heartburn would China get if it ate Brazil?</font></font>[/QUOTE]It would'nt get a heart burn.It would get a Countryburn

What is this guy doing? [img]graemlins/shooter05.gif[/img]

<font color="cadetblue">One! [img]graemlins/finger.gif[/img]

How fast do moose fly?</font>

<font color="cadetblue">To give the moon a break.

How much heartburn would China get if it ate Brazil?</font></font>[/QUOTE]China wouldn't get heartburn because they took pepcid ad.

Why does your computer freeze when the cpu overheats?