Very well, Sir M, you may get in contact with the leader of the entire army and we shall form an alliance. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Calaethis, behave and no showing off in front of your superiors (Sometimes I really do feel like his mother, y'know)</font>[/QUOTE]<font color="silver">I, as the Supreme Commander's Second may make alliances as I choose. He may overide my choices however, once word has been passed to him of a new treaty. However, I doubt that with an alliance with such a powerful rebellion that he would.

I have but two major rules that should be enforced. None that are in the Rebellion may give orders to those in the G.A. unless the said member also is in the Rebellion. The same is true the other way.

Also, any major decicions that are to be made, should be brought up to me beforehand.

If thou agrees, than we shall be allies.

LOL! Calaethis's mother! It does seem so, dosen't it? :D [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;) </font></font>[/QUOTE].
I agree to MOST of your demands except the one about the demands being bought to you. I wish to inform you, that unless the demands will affect both the GA AND the rebellion, I may pass them without consulting you. (Such as Nutella for Binky).
Yes, I seem to be Cal's mother. I don't know how I got stuck with it! [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]

Anyone stabs poor DB and... [img]graemlins/beheaded.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whip.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]<font color="00cc99">Thanks Kaltia, I shall rest easy tonight, knowing you are protecting me :D </font>

<font color="silver">Oh, no. You missunderstand me, m'lady. You may hold any demands you want, I mearly suggested that any major decissions that are to be made should, at least, be brought to my attention.

But a major decission would most likely apply to other alliances, or anything that concerns the G.A., as you said.

With those amendments, I believe we are in agreement? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] </font>

Stop that. Or I'll show you just what happens when a elf gets angry. Now behave yourself YOUNG lady. You ARE in case you had forgotten, under me, in the GA. AND I can still have YOU flogged. *hugs kat* but there'll be no need for it, will there now? Oh I just LOVE pulling rank [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Anyone stabs poor DB and... [img]graemlins/beheaded.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whip.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]<font color="00cc99">Thanks Kaltia, I shall rest easy tonight, knowing you are protecting me :D </font></font>[/QUOTE].
heh heh, no probs.

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Correct [img]smile.gif[/img] I look forward to a partnership that is beneficial to the both of our represented groups.

<font color="silver">Uh, Calaethis, don't provoke Kaltia. Those hugs can be pretty dangerous. As you should know. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

And you may be of higher rank in the G.A., but you are of LOWER rank in the Rebellion, and unless I've missed my guess, this is the REBELLION's thread. :D

UH-OH. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] I think your in trouble Calaethis. :D </font>

Stop that. Or I'll show you just what happens when a elf gets angry. Now behave yourself YOUNG lady. You ARE in case you had forgotten, under me, in the GA. AND I can still have YOU flogged. *hugs kat* but there'll be no need for it, will there now? Oh I just LOVE pulling rank [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE].
Stop it, you silly little elf child. [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] I am your superior in the rebelliona nd I could just give you to whacky-he'd love tjhat.

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Is young Calaethis this...undisciplined in the great army as well? If so... [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/beheaded.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whip.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img] Young people these days...Calaethis, i AM your unOfficial mother. Behave, boy, or I'll send you to bed with a sore behind.

Stop that. Or I'll show you just what happens when a elf gets angry. Now behave yourself YOUNG lady. You ARE in case you had forgotten, under me, in the GA. AND I can still have YOU flogged. *hugs kat* but there'll be no need for it, will there now? Oh I just LOVE pulling rank [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE].
Stop it, you silly little elf child. [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] I am your superior in the rebelliona nd I could just give you to whacky-he'd love tjhat.</font>[/QUOTE]*looks annoyed* And *I'm* YOU'RE superior in the GA; and as Sir M has stated, the GA takes preference. now behave yourself, young lady. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Or Ill see you punished the way elves punish their young [img]tongue.gif[/img] you'd LOVE that Kat. *hugs her* call a truce?

Stop that. Or I'll show you just what happens when a elf gets angry. Now behave yourself YOUNG lady. You ARE in case you had forgotten, under me, in the GA. AND I can still have YOU flogged. *hugs kat* but there'll be no need for it, will there now? Oh I just LOVE pulling rank [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE].
Stop it, you silly little elf child. [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] I am your superior in the rebelliona nd I could just give you to whacky-he'd love tjhat.</font>[/QUOTE]*looks annoyed* And *I'm* YOU'RE superior in the GA; and as Sir M has stated, the GA takes preference. now behave yourself, young lady. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Or Ill see you punished the way elves punish their young [img]tongue.gif[/img] you'd LOVE that Kat. *hugs her* call a truce?</font>[/QUOTE]PREFERENCE? He ALSO stated that this is the REBELLION'S THREAD and you ARE BELOW ME in rank HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img]

*sighs* Oh all right. If you're gonna be THIS mean... you're serious about sending me to bed with a sore backside? prob yes... and UNDISCIPLINED?! bah! FINE! lets see YOU have a go at razing me... [img]tongue.gif[/img] so long as its ok with sir m... how did I give up my high possition in the rebbelion? oh yeah... cous was gonna kill me...

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SHouldn't have responded to that...Choc got Ziroc, after all [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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Correct [img]smile.gif[/img] I look forward to a partnership that is beneficial to the both of our represented groups.</font>[/QUOTE]<font color="silver">Excellent. I shall inform the Lord Supreme Commander immediatly. He should accept, but if he is in doubt, Calaethis, Me, and the rest of the Military Advisory Board, will point out the benifits.

Until I know of his reaction, we are allies. :D [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

**Bows** Now, by your leave, I shall depart, and come back later tonight... Perhaps. Or perhaps tommaro. In either event, I bid you all farwell.

**Looks at the Lady Kaltia, and Calaethis arguing with fervor**

Umm.... [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] If you would excuse me....

**Bows deeply and flourishes his cape** **Exits** </font>

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Correct [img]smile.gif[/img] I look forward to a partnership that is beneficial to the both of our represented groups.</font>[/QUOTE]<font color="silver">Excellent. I shall inform the Lord Supreme Commander immediatly. He should accept, but if he is in doubt, Calaethis, Me, and the rest of the Military Advisory Board, will point out the benifits.

Until I know of his reaction, we are allies. :D [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

**Bows** Now, by your leave, I shall depart, and come back later tonight... Perhaps. Or perhaps tommaro. In either event, I bid you all farwell.

**Looks at the Lady Kaltia, and Calaethis arguing with fervor**

Umm.... [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] If you would excuse me....

**Bows deeply and flourishes his cape** **Exits** </font></font>[/QUOTE]*looks annoyed* DAmn paladins... so self rightous. ah well, he IS my commander... even if he IS an addolescent...

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Correct [img]smile.gif[/img] I look forward to a partnership that is beneficial to the both of our represented groups.</font>[/QUOTE]<font color="silver">Excellent. I shall inform the Lord Supreme Commander immediatly. He should accept, but if he is in doubt, Calaethis, Me, and the rest of the Military Advisory Board, will point out the benifits.

Until I know of his reaction, we are allies. :D [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

**Bows** Now, by your leave, I shall depart, and come back later tonight... Perhaps. Or perhaps tommaro. In either event, I bid you all farwell.

**Looks at the Lady Kaltia, and Calaethis arguing with fervor**

Umm.... [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] If you would excuse me....

**Bows deeply and flourishes his cape** **Exits** </font></font>[/QUOTE]*looks annoyed* DAmn paladins... so self rightous. ah well, he IS my commander... even if he IS an addolescent...</font>[/QUOTE].
As are you! Now don't misbehave or I'll slap you so hard!

*sigh* Yes "MOTHER" *sigh, kicks the floor*

*sigh* Yes "MOTHER" *sigh, kicks the floor*</font>[/QUOTE]There's a good boy! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] keep on going like this and you'll get a cookie, hear? a cookie!

Where's LS? Idiotic...*grumbles about LS a while*

(Meanwhile, the remnants of the Loyalist Army are hiding in a small crate, not more than a few feet from where this heated discussion on rank and pecking order is being held.)

"So, what's the plan?"
"SHHHH! Uh, the plan?"
"Yeah! You know, the plan? Where you leap out of this box, do something heroic and save the day?"
Tancred grimaces. "Um... I think I'll just wait here and... size up the tactical situation... and... conduct a fighting retreat?"
"While lying still, in a box?"
"Well, yes." Tancred listens some more. "From the sound of it, if we wait long enough, they might just kill each other..."

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"Coward."
"Shhh!"

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Fully pissed off by Cal and shadow, Kaltia turns her attention to Tancred's box. IDIOTS! Don't you know a rebel can hear a whisper at 400m! UNLEASH CHOC! *watches the rag-tag army run for it* All in the name of spam :D

"RUMBLED! Run for it!"
"Women and Swords first!"
The luckless paladin fairly leaps out of the crate and comes down running - not a bad feat in plate armour, really - heading for a likely-looking door in the south wall. He doesn't actually get to see the moment of puzzlement on the faces of the Rebels as they realise that the 'rag-tag army' is, in fact, one man and a talking sword - but obviously their wits are about them. Mind you, beingpursued by an irate mad cat can give a paladin's feet wings...

And a teenager with PMS!

And a teenager with PMS![/QB]</font>[/QUOTE]Holy Soiled Underwear! You Rebels don't mess about when it comes to psychological warfare, do you?

And a teenager with PMS!</font>[/QUOTE]Holy Soiled Underwear! You Rebels don't mess about when it comes to psychological warfare, do you?[/QB]</font>[/QUOTE]Nope. And speaking of holy soiled underwear...I'm guessing that's what this poor paladin is experiencing right now? (CHOC! BITE HIS KNEECAPS OFF!)

Reaching for his Paladin Utility Belt, Tancred draws a small clockwork mouse, gives it a few winds, and tosses it behind him. It zooms away, squeaking quite realistically... and Choc can do nothng but respond to ancient mental conditioning placed there at the dawn of time into all cats!

Tancred looks behind him, grinning gleefully at this moment of ingenious triumph... and promptly runs straight into the wall with a clatter of armour and the *THUD* of an unarmoured head hitting various furnishings.

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"When he wakes up, he's going to wish he'd got that helmet out of hock," tuts Karnas the sword.

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WHich would leave him at the mercy of the teenager with PMS, hmmm?

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WHich would leave him at the mercy of the teenager with PMS, hmmm?</font>[/QUOTE]I would have included some Prozac, but there's only so much room in a Paladin Utility Belt, you know! What do you think this is, a Neverwinter Nights Inventory Screen?

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WHich would leave him at the mercy of the teenager with PMS, hmmm?</font>[/QUOTE]I would have included some Prozac, but there's only so much room in a Paladin Utility Belt, you know! What do you think this is, a Neverwinter Nights Inventory Screen?</font>[/QUOTE]I always wondered how my char could fit at leat 300 potions on that belt...oh well. *nags Tancred to death*.
Besides, Prozac doesn't work. it just makes you physically unable to cry.

I always wondered how my char could fit at leat 300 potions on that belt...oh well. *nags Tancred to death*.
Besides, Prozac doesn't work. it just makes you physically unable to cry.[/QB][/QUOTE]

I'm a paladin, not a pharmacist... oh, wait, I'm being nagged to death.

"Agh! No! Stop! Mercy! I'm NOT afraid of commitment! I... of COURSE I don't chat up other women! Wait - I don't even chat up! Do you think they TEACH sex ed. at the Monastery? No, you look fine in that... no, I'm not being sarcastic! No, look, you can drive if you want to... no, it's not that I don't WANT to drive for you... no, really, the cheese spread and curry sandwiches are fine... I DO like your cooking! I AM ABLE TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS!!!!"

A fate worse than death. Hurry up, rescue party, I can't take much more of this.

I always wondered how my char could fit at leat 300 potions on that belt...oh well. *nags Tancred to death*.
Besides, Prozac doesn't work. it just makes you physically unable to cry.</font>[/QUOTE]I'm a paladin, not a pharmacist... oh, wait, I'm being nagged to death.

"Agh! No! Stop! Mercy! I'm NOT afraid of commitment! I... of COURSE I don't chat up other women! Wait - I don't even chat up! Do you think they TEACH sex ed. at the Monastery? No, you look fine in that... no, I'm not being sarcastic! No, look, you can drive if you want to... no, it's not that I don't WANT to drive for you... no, really, the cheese spread and curry sandwiches are fine... I DO like your cooking! I AM ABLE TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS!!!!"

A fate worse than death. Hurry up, rescue party, I can't take much more of this.[/QB][/QUOTE]
You forgot the time honoured classic "Does my bum look big in this? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO! IT'S MASSIVE! CAN'T YOU SEE? MEN!"

You forgot the time honoured classic "Does my bum look big in this? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO! IT'S MASSIVE! CAN'T YOU SEE? MEN!"[/QB]</font>[/QUOTE]"AAAAAAA! AIEEE! YIIIIII! aaaaa... aaaaaaaagh... aaaieee... do... do you expect... me... to... talk?"

You forgot the time honoured classic "Does my bum look big in this? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO! IT'S MASSIVE! CAN'T YOU SEE? MEN!"</font>[/QUOTE]"AAAAAAA! AIEEE! YIIIIII! aaaaa... aaaaaaaagh... aaaieee... do... do you expect... me... to... talk?"[/QB]</font>[/QUOTE]Not really. Oh, looky, Choc ate the cloackwork mousey and got all upset because it wasn't tasty. He's after you, Tancred...

Hey Kaltia, so what have you guys been up too, and how come shadow hound gets to be the torturer and i dont even get a rank at the rebellion that is sooooo mean, after what i've done for the rebellion, sheesh im thinking of defecting ! :( [img]tongue.gif[/img]

You forgot the time honoured classic "Does my bum look big in this? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO! IT'S MASSIVE! CAN'T YOU SEE? MEN!"</font>[/QUOTE]"AAAAAAA! AIEEE! YIIIIII! aaaaa... aaaaaaaagh... aaaieee... do... do you expect... me... to... talk?"[/QB]</font>[/QUOTE]*looks VERY irratated; draws a longsword* ART THOU ANNOYING MY LADY KALTIA?! THEN THOUST SHALT PAY DEARLY! DRAW STEEL WHELP!

WHat could you join? The Great Army are are allies for the time being. Whacks, dear, shadows real postion is torturee, you want that too?

o_O

"RUN!"

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Fifteen minutes later...
"I'm... beginning... to see... the attraction... in... Recall... Stones..." Tancred wheezes.
"The Cat's gaining, holy-boy!"
"It... it's no good... got to stop... got a stitch..."
The sword makes an urgent noise.
"Oh... oh, right... well, as they say... 'tis better to die... with your wounds... to the fore... CHARGE!"

Fully expecting to be eaten by a loony cat, the Paladin runs back, too exhausted to even draw his sword.

I'm sorry it had to end this way, Tancred. "CHOC! STOP MANGLING THE BODY!"

You forgot the time honoured classic "Does my bum look big in this? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO! IT'S MASSIVE! CAN'T YOU SEE? MEN!"</font>[/QUOTE]"AAAAAAA! AIEEE! YIIIIII! aaaaa... aaaaaaaagh... aaaieee... do... do you expect... me... to... talk?"</font>[/QUOTE]*looks VERY irratated; draws a longsword* ART THOU ANNOYING MY LADY KALTIA?! THEN THOUST SHALT PAY DEARLY! DRAW STEEL WHELP![/QB]</font>[/QUOTE]"I wouldn't even NEED my steel to deal with such as YOU, Traitor Knight!" yells Tancred defiantly, still on a collision course with the inside of Choc's stomach.

I was thinking something like official slayer of paladins for the rebellion My Lady! But anyway so whats the aliance upto , or up against, i cant wait to get back to some action, especially the fun i and sir m had in the last thread!