<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Oh, alright then, but I swore I saw some tentacles creeping around the ORT building, stealing my marshmallows, I'm watching you...<hr></blockquote>

oh those aren't real tentacles. I just have a tentacled minion in the building

Hey, cookies! (Grabs one)

Hi Lisa - don't let yourself get taken in by the Tartan Rodent. That Mouse is a sly one - he takes you to pubs without cider then buys you a FOSTERS just to see if an Australian would actually drink the stuff.

If leave you now (from his clutches), help you I could :D . I see that you an Eternity do have a lot in common. Lord of Alcahol and I are recent students of your school of posting (ie droolz gigglezz gushezz hugzz etc), and we could both take something from studying with current masters of this art.

Yup, I agree with Davros, what kind of sick individual would take you to a pub without cider!!!!
mmmmmmmm..... Scrumpy!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Yup, I agree with Davros, what kind of sick individual would take you to a pub without cider!!!!
mmmmmmmm..... Scrumpy!<hr></blockquote>

You are both very odd! As the Brits now rule this board lets go and get some proper Real Ale! Mmmmm, London Pride... Nice!

Hey, just cos I like cider, doesn't mean I don't like good old ale too!
*Joins Barry for a drink of every type of cider and ale (the good ones anyway)

Don't listen to them, they're all crazy :D ;)
<H1><font color="lavender">Welcome to IW!</font></H1>
I'm Kaz aka Kazara from Germany, and I agree - you and Eternity have a lot in common (although I think you're sick of hearing that by now, right?) [img]smile.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/fairy.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Kaz:
Don't listen to them, they're all crazy :D ;)
<hr></blockquote>

Crazy??? I prefer the term mentally unstable, or mental, possibly nuts, maybe even crazy, but definitely not communist!

ah as we always say to our newcomers <h2>FRESH MEAT!!!!!!!</h2>
welcome to the board Angel!!!

you'll see me once in awhile

have a look around, post around, and I hope you enjoy your STAY!

Kaz isn't qualified to call us crazy anyway [img]tongue.gif[/img] - she's only little :D :D

as for Britness, I'm 75% Scottish so gimme whiskey or brandy, not that poncey lagery stuff :D :D

now where's the switch on this banana?

Well, you don't have to be Scottish, I like brandy, but I prefer me whisky, they both give you that nice back-of-yer throat burn.
Oh, us English people, we're all a bunch of hopeless alcoholics, we drink like fish, we do.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Oh, us English people, we're all a bunch of hopeless alcoholics, we drink like fish, we do.<hr></blockquote>

I don't. I drink like a Sprout. Which is: with much difficulty due to a lack of hands to hold a glass in, and lack of mouth to put the drink through.

Hmm, I know, hire an assistant to put a drip into you (I won't suggest where) and every time you want a drink, get it pumped directly into your sproutish body.

*rubs eyes*
Wow so many replies! *hugs u all*
I've lost track of who's who

Umm.. where is Mouse?
Hi Galadria [img]smile.gif[/img] are there two of u? I need female companions! ;)
Adam: why fresh meat? :(
Oh Hi Kazara... -waves-
and Hi Lord Shield... you seem a bit bizzare [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Talthyr *kisses*
Beaumanoir *huggies*
Davros, I've been warned to ignore u ;)
Oh Hi everyone and a huge kiss from me [img]smile.gif[/img]

I feel so welcomed!
*sits here looking at u all*
hehe -giggles-
This is so much fun!

Hello, and i would have to agree with kaz they are all insane. Anyway <font color=gold><h4>hello</h4></font> you might see me around occationaly i have too much homework and work to post much but generally read most of what happen.

How many times do I have to tell you, I may be crazy, even insane but I am NOT a fishmonger dammit!!!
Just leave me alone, I can't help looking like a fishmonger.

Welcome, Angel. Hope you enjoy Ironworks.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Hmm, I know, hire an assistant to put a drip into you (I won't suggest where) and every time you want a drink, get it pumped directly into your sproutish body.<hr></blockquote>

I'm glad you didn't give any suggestions. We wouldn't want to give any of the more... urmmm... energetic members of this forum any ideas.

Humph, I'm being ignored by the Angel. Story of my life. Did you know Angel that you share the name of the nearest tube station to me? And my local Wetherspoons pub is called The Angel... and were back onto drinking again....

Yes, Angel, there are many female posters in this forum. (hugs back)
By the way, since there are so many Brits, here, why is the joke, "Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom." funny?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Galadria:
"Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom." funny?<hr></blockquote>

Oh thats hilarious!!! I can't stop laughing... I can barely type...

Big Ears is the old guy who lives with Noddy. I think in the US he is called White Beard or something.

Heh heh, Big Ears is Noddy's best friend, and unsurprisingly he has big ears.
Please people, don't mention noddy, I despise noddy and all things noddy-ish.

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Angel:
*rubs eyes*
and Hi Lord Shield... you seem a bit bizzare [img]tongue.gif[/img]
This is so much fun!<hr></blockquote>

bizaare? me?

oh nonononononono

you're quite mistaken

i'm a LOT bizarre

:D :D

Heh heh, yeah, there's a LOT of bizarre people at IW, but then as I say, 'the more insane the merrier.'

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
'the more insane the merrier.'<hr></blockquote>

Ahhh, the Clown principle of existance. The more insane people gathered in one place the more fun you will have. Its true until they find the custard pies...

Unitl!!!! Then it's even more fun!!!!!
Just imagine all the fun to be had with a group of excitable insane people with custard pies, the results would be catastrophically hilarious!!
Mmmmmmm custard pie, actually, make it apple pies, they taste nicer.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Galadria:
Yes, Angel, there are many female posters in this forum. (hugs back)<hr></blockquote>

Including me, for all of you who have forgotten *sigh* don't worry, I'm used to it by now.

Us!!!! Forget????? Never, nope, we'd never forget... honest!
(asks *what is Kaz again*)
j/k, don't hurt me!!!

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Eaks... where is Mouse and the nice guys [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hides behind Kazara and Galadriel.. they seem nasty ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Kaz:


Including me, for all of you who have forgotten *sigh* don't worry, I'm used to it by now.<hr></blockquote>
No, Dear Kaz, I shall never forget you, not least because of the posts we exchanged about the Anti-Anomen Society. (hugs) Uh, there seeems to be someone hiding behind us. Angel, are you implying that Kaz and I are nasty? Oh, I'm sure you are not; don't be afraid of Talthyr, he's great. Barry is just being funny. Lord Shield, on the other hand... well, let's just say, you should decline any trips to the Mouse Room with him.

[ 02-03-2002: Message edited by: Galadria ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Yup, I agree with Davros, what kind of sick individual would take you to a pub without cider!!!!
mmmmmmmm..... Scrumpy!<hr></blockquote>

Oh Yuck, Scrumpy Is Horrible! Tastes Very Bitter! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Now Take Woodpecker, Thats A Nice Cider! But A Little Sweet, I Like A Nice Dry (Non Bitter) Cider!

Woodpecker?? that tastes like apple juice with sugar, and plus, it's as weak as lager!!!!!!!!
Now for it's percentage, Scrumpy's one of the nicest, if you want disgusting, try white lightning or strong diamond white.

P.S Heh heh, it's funny when people hide from people behind other people's backs, don't worry though, I'm not bad, just insane (big difference.)
Now it's LS you wanna watch out for, him and his tentacled minions, you know what I'm talking about LS!!!!!!
*Mutters* Damn tentacled thieving buggers.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Angel:
Eaks... where is Mouse and the nice guys [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hides behind Kazara and Galadriel.. they seem nasty ;) <hr></blockquote>

Fear not young Angel / Skywalker - there is no need to hide from the evil influences of LofA and his nasty followers [img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img]

They are essentially harmless and spend their time in futile attempts to tempt new members to the Dark Side of the Force. Ignore their blandishments and you will be completely safe [img]graemlins/reallyroll.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:



Angel! As you can see Milamber is a BAD influence (I'm an innocent) and to be avoided except when he is sober or drunk. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Milamber, you better be drunk for the Superbowl!<hr></blockquote>


You know this. I'll drink a case for you brother!

*BUMP* cos this thread's pretty cool, especially now it involves alcohol. :D

hehe u guys and gals are soo much fun! I am so happy I found this place.
-giggles-
*dances a bit on the floor*
hehe was that good? [img]smile.gif[/img]

bows and blows u all lotsa kisses! I deserve some flowers [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I'm just glad for once that someone joined up and stayed in GD rather than posting one question in the BG2 forum then going.
If only they new what they were missing.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Angel:
hehe u guys and gals are soo much fun! I am so happy I found this place.
- I deserve some flowers [img]tongue.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>
We're glad you found us, too, sweetie. Look how much fun you've given everybody. How about [img]graemlins/1daisy.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1daisy.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1daisy.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1daisy.gif[/img]
Talthyr, hear, hear.

Oh yeah, how could I forget, since she said she deserves flowers (thanks for reminding me Galadria).....
[img]graemlins/1daisy.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1daisy.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1daisy.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1daisy.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1daisy.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1daisy.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1daisy.gif[/img]
oh yeah, and I'll throw in one of these too. [img]graemlins/nibbles.gif[/img]
what the hell, for all the people out there
[img]graemlins/bonghit.gif[/img] and because I just noticed my cat nearby [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img]

Phew, best stop, don't want to get carried away.

[img]graemlins/1daisy.gif[/img] Here's A Few More Daisies! [img]graemlins/1daisy.gif[/img]

*Blows Kiss Back*

Hi Angel *waves madly* ;) Pleased to meet you [img]smile.gif[/img]