<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Sir Byronas:


*Sir Byronas attacks Neb with all his power* I will teach you something that you will never forget!<hr></blockquote>

What are you going to teach me? *blocks an attack from Byronas* How to get your butt kicked because you're a rule-following, holy and honourable paladin-guy? *swings at Byronas his attack gets parried* Cheaters always win! *Draws an extra water saber and wields one in each hand*

*spits* *sputters* *takes a deep breath* HEY!!! who pushed me!!!

hey you! yeah you! *climbs out and gave chase*
*stops to take the shiny coin and throws it into the pool*

go get it kids!

"Geronimoooooooooooooooooooooo!!"
Azure take a flying leap off the top of Hirams head using the stout mans washbard head for his leapfrog manuveur into the pool.
Unblanced as he was the short little man fell back into the pool bellowing curses at the top of his lungs. But then the considerable delight of the man showed through as he found some soaked cheetos floating beside him in the water.
"Oh my dear cheese, I have found you at long last."

Azure's leap into the pool upsets Breanna's delicate balancing act as she was floating along on her back. This causes her to be half drowned in his wake.

*Splutter* *gasp* "Ack! Darn it! First I'm dragged out of the nice warm sun, then I'm nearly drowned! Oh well! *Grabs up a marshmallow float and splats Azure with it.*

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neb:


What are you going to teach me? *blocks an attack from Byronas* How to get your butt kicked because you're a rule-following, holy and honourable paladin-guy? *swings at Byronas his attack gets parried* Cheaters always win! *Draws an extra water saber and wields one in each hand*<hr></blockquote>

First of all you must not cheat. Drop your extra water-saber or let me take it from you!*With a clever movement Sir Byronas takes Neb's water-saber from Neb's hand and throws it to the pool* Now try to attack me with style! I mean with [img]graemlins/starwars.gif[/img] . Get it?

Jumping from the highest high dive ELif ball's up into a
canonball and yell's BONZAI Kur- SPLASH soaking half the people in
the deep end that werent in the pool. :D :D :D :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Sir Byronas:


First of all you must not cheat. Drop your extra water-saber or let me take it from you!*With a clever movement Sir Byronas takes Neb's water-saber from Neb's hand and throws it to the pool* Now try to attack me with style! I mean with [img]graemlins/starwars.gif[/img] . Get it?<hr></blockquote>

Oh? You want style? [img]graemlins/starwars.gif[/img] You mean like that? Okay then! [img]graemlins/starwars.gif[/img]

[ 11-15-2001: Message edited by: Neb ]</p>

We should charge admission to the pool. Yowza!!

~Hiram starts tossing soggy cheetos at Neb so he would be distracted. He then dwarf paddles around the pool and then does his patented double dwarf stroke. After noticing that everyone is busy doing other things, he sinks to the bottom of the pool and walks around for awhile. Perhaps he could pull some people under. ~

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:
We should charge admission to the pool. Yowza!!

~Hiram starts tossing soggy cheetos at Neb so he would be distracted. He then dwarf paddles around the pool and then does his patented double dwarf stroke. After noticing that everyone is busy doing other things, he sinks to the bottom of the pool and walks around for awhile. Perhaps he could pull some people under. ~<hr></blockquote>

OoooOOO! Good idea!....Any newcomers must bring in a bag of cheetos and a handful of moonpies!!!! (I really miss the original moon pies - the ones they make now just aren't anywhere near as good. *sigh*)

~Seeing Hiram at the bottom of the pool and suspecting mischief, Breanna casts Spell of Slipperiness on herself. Being a very ticklish individual, she takes no chances where mischief is concerned.~

*Sir Byronas sees Neb's tlent in fight! He tells to himself* You are the chosen one Neb. I knew it from the first time you hold a sword. But why you've became a Sorcerer?* Then Sir Byronas repels another Neb's strong attack.*

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by DragonMage:
Azure's leap into the pool upsets Breanna's delicate balancing act as she was floating along on her back. This causes her to be half drowned in his wake.

*Splutter* *gasp* "Ack! Darn it! First I'm dragged out of the nice warm sun, then I'm nearly drowned! Oh well! *Grabs up a marshmallow float and splats Azure with it.*<hr></blockquote>


Wow, i must tell Binky of this, I never realised the marshmallows would sprread so far, they started off small, but soon they will be in every clan thread in the whole of IW!!!!!!!!!

}- INSERT MANIACAL LAUGHTER -{

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Sir Byronas:
*Sir Byronas sees Neb's tlent in fight! He tells to himself* You are the chosen one Neb. I knew it from the first time you hold a sword. But why you've became a Sorcerer?* Then Sir Byronas repels another Neb's strong attack.*<hr></blockquote>

*Neb smiled* Wanna know why I became a sorcerer instead? *Neb throws his water saber into the pool* So I could do this! *Polymorphs Byronas into a sheep* You can't do THAT with a sword! *Jumps into the pool for a swim*

*dries himself off*

I'm all grown-up now ... time for me to leave the nest...
there's something wrong but I can't put my finger on it :(

thanks for talking to me
keeping adopting the homeless waifs

who's to say you cant neb?

James drew his wallet and put ten dollars in the coat's left pocket. Ah well, care for another round of ping-pong? You set up the table while I go refill the cheetos dispenser and unmorph Byronas...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth:
who's to say you cant neb?<hr></blockquote>

Right, try transforming Hiram into a sheep with a sword, I'm willing to bet you Aelia's diary that I stole from her room that you can't do it.

i bet i can.. *coaxes a sheep into following him and staying hidden* okay, i will attempt it now! *hits Hiram with a sword and disentigrates him, then quickly moves a sheep into his place* ta-dah!

Right, some sort of trickery was involved there....... Hmmmm..... You can have Aelia's diary anyway though, it's only filled with boring stuff about who she loves..... *Hands Seph the diary* Hey! You disentigrated him! *Reintegrates Hiram*

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neb:


Right, try transforming Hiram into a sheep with a sword, I'm willing to bet you Aelia's diary that I stole from her room that you can't do it.<hr></blockquote>

Hehe, poor foolish Neb. Little does he know that that is my patented exploding diary that blows up into a storm of cheetohs when it's opened by anyone but me :D :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:


Hehe, poor foolish Neb. Little does he know that that is my patented exploding diary that blows up into a storm of cheetohs when it's opened by anyone but me :D :D <hr></blockquote>

Lucky thing Seph has it now then.....

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:


Hehe, poor foolish Neb. Little does he know that that is my patented exploding diary that blows up into a storm of cheetohs when it's opened by anyone but me :D :D <hr></blockquote>

*opens the diary and quickly throws it to Neb...*

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth:


*opens the diary and quickly throws it to Neb...*<hr></blockquote>

*Deftly intercepts the diary* I'll take that, thank you very much [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Thanks big sis.

[ 11-15-2001: Message edited by: Neb ]</p>

HEY GUYS! *open door* they were waiting outside to come in!!!
*lets the sheep in*

now don't get to friendly with them [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] bye!

While refilling the device, James couldn't help but notice the children were having fun. Ah, the joy of a good book...
Next James climbed the ladder to one of the slides and emptied a bucket of watered-down soap on it. He repeated the process with the second slide to make sure everyone would go as fast as possible and noone would block the slides.

Then he went over to the bar and poured himself a cup of tea. Coat would need some more time setting up the table anyway.

Looking down, James was glad to see his bermuda had nearly dried

Neb decides to have some fun and puts LOTS instant pudding powder in the pool, the water in the pool slowly turns to pudding.....

*Gets stuck in instant porridge powder stuff and starts eating*
Its a bit watery and it needs more sugar

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by adam warlock:
HEY GUYS! *open door* they were waiting outside to come in!!!
*lets the sheep in*

now don't get to friendly with them [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] bye!<hr></blockquote>

Memnoch better not make a comment about this! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

"Hey everyone! It's Thanksgiving, will be soon anyway, shouldn't we be preparing a Thanksgiving dinner?"

Very thoughtful, master Neb. I'll inform the cook right away. I happen to know this lovely recepy for turkeystuffing: ketchup and peanutbutter 1:3, boil for three hours, there you go...

Going slightly green in the face after hearing of the turkeystuffing, Neb asks James, "What will the dessert be?"

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:


Hehe, poor foolish Neb. Little does he know that that is my patented exploding diary that blows up into a storm of cheetohs when it's opened by anyone but me :D :D <hr></blockquote>

Where can I get one of those Aelia? [img]smile.gif[/img] Mine doesn't work like that. :(

er, james, i think you better let KAz cook Thanksgiving Dinner. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lioness:


Where can I get one of those Aelia? [img]smile.gif[/img] Mine doesn't work like that. :(

<hr></blockquote>

Hehe, it's an Aelia special, but I'll make you one if you like. Don't want all these naughty boys knowing our secrets ;) How about it blowing up into a storm of marshmallows?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:


Hehe, it's an Aelia special, but I'll make you one if you like. Don't want all these naughty boys knowing our secrets ;) How about it blowing up into a storm of marshmallows?<hr></blockquote>

Wheehee!!! That's perfect, thanx!
Yeah, naughty boys... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lioness:


Wheehee!!! That's perfect, thanx!
Yeah, naughty boys... [img]tongue.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

Naughty? Us? Never! I am NEVER naughty [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img] ..... Wouldn't even dream of it..... *Looks at Lioness' new diary and starts preparing his trap disarming kit.....*

ahh cmon, give me some credit! im not THAT naughty, am i?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth:
ahh cmon, give me some credit! im not THAT naughty, am i?<hr></blockquote>

No, you're FAR worse [img]tongue.gif[/img]

(Are you STILL awake at this time of day Seph? You should really get some sleep..... No school for me today [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neb:


No, you're FAR worse [img]tongue.gif[/img]

(Are you STILL awake at this time of day Seph? You should really get some sleep..... No school for me today [img]tongue.gif[/img] )<hr></blockquote>

ach! if i were naughty i would bypass any trap they put on their diaries... (i COULD, but im not gonna)...

(and yes, im stil awake but im about to go to bed after my next turn o EmpQ. remember, im out of school ALL WEEK Neb... [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth:


ach! if i were naughty i would bypass any trap they put on their diaries... (i COULD, but im not gonna)...

(and yes, im stil awake but im about to go to bed after my next turn o EmpQ. remember, im out of school ALL WEEK Neb... [img]tongue.gif[/img] )<hr></blockquote>

Very well, more secrets for me to read......

(Get some sleep youngster [img]tongue.gif[/img] , ah well, I suppose it's only fair that you get to torment me with the fact that YOU have no school all this week when I had a school-free week earlier this year.....)

its not my fault i prefer to respect their privacy! (and the fact that one slip of my delicate needle could set off the trap...)

(Neb, you know im not gonna stop saying that til it stops feelin good! cause im too busy... *dancing* doin nooothin, im doin noooothin...* [img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] )